Star Rankings - End of Merge

[KC]

Since these died when I did (), it's time to resurrect and for you lazy mofos to follow suit.

These will be based off the entire split house era. So I'll be doing University first, then CC. And then I'll be rating the evicted houseguests that have fallen since the split.

Angie
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Absolutely inexcusable week. She's getting waaaay too cocky about her position and this game and hopefully with Kevin leaving she gets a little bit of a reality check and starts to get things back in motion. She's been doing a good job in the social department and has been sorta like a Kathleen in this game with people wanting to align with her despite her threatening nature, but she's not hiding her intentions at all. Now that she's exposed a bit and in public as well, I see her being in trouble. But she seems like the type of person who can recover from a big move against her so we shall see.

Brian
Alliances: ***
Influence: ****
Personality: ****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ***
Comments: Brian's turned into a bit of a favorite of mine since the split, even if his game has been questionable at best. He is starting to realize his true position in this game and I do like his thinking getting into scramble mode. He's locked for merge and I'm also anticipating how he handles that.

Pickle Head
Alliances: ****
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ***
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Doing a fantastic side of playing both sides. Doing a poor job of setting his priorities. I couldn't help but shake my head at his recap that he would take out Brian with his HOH if he were to win. He's so far down the totem pole it isn't funny, he needs to make some moves if he intends on staying on that side of the house. Hopefully him staying this week will give him the kick in the ass he needs to figure out his true stance in this game.

Chima
Alliances: *
Influence: *
Personality: **
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: *
Comments: Brilliant application, showed a ton of promise... but overall I'd say she was a disappointment. I was looking forward to seeing what she could pull out but after all was said and done, it seemed she just didn't care.

Dan
Alliances: *****
Influence: *****
Personality: *****
Confessions: *****
Activity: *****
Competitions: *****
Credibility: *****
Comments: Annnd that's the first ever perfect score of the season I believe. I'd still consider him the favorite. And if I were to start the URTV9 AllStar batch early, he'd probably be my first pick. Great confessionals, social game is still very good with everyone wanting to align with him... with Bacon & Lydia out his target is very small. He's in a perfect position to take it all. The only problem he has is his cockiness, but that never stopped Cody before.

Jeff
Alliances: ****
Influence: ****
Personality: *****
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: The people that have been going after him have gone down boom boom boom. How's he looking now? Not really sure. All I know is at merge he needs to reset his priorities.

Jerry
Alliances: ***
Influence: ***
Personality: *****
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: **
Credibility: *
Comments: Jerry's turned from annoying complainer to hilarious favorite for me. Not the best with diary rooms or insight, but he makes me laugh on the board which is good for personality points. As far as game goes, I'm not really sure. But I do think he needs to work on Jeff since he only assumes that Jeff sees him as his #1 due to their friendship. Jeff could be his ticket to making it far in this game if he can use him properly. I do see him being shrugged off eventually though.

Bacon
Alliances: **
Influence: *
Personality: DUD
Confessions: DUD
Activity: *
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: Was a complete dud. I liked him at the start and his character, but he went MIA, returned to take out Megan, went MIA again, and then went around saying the game is rigged. Fuck him.

Jordan
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: **
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: She's been... different lately. I don't know how to describe it. She needs to chill out in this game though because by reacting like she did to Russell only exposes her weakness. I hate to say this cause I'd never do this to Andii, but if she were a stranger to me in this game, I'd probably try to rail her and rail her often. Basically use Evel Dick's strategy of psyching people out, much like Cody did to Zack in URTV5. If people show they can succumb to shit like that, they're going to exploit it. And Russell didn't even do anything as far as I could see to warrant the reaction. /shrug

Keesha
Alliances: ***
Influence: ***
Personality: ****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: ****
Credibility: ***
Comments: I was sad Megan was an early boot this season, especially since she just missed out on AllStars last season. She showed promise but ultimately she was one of the threatening early boots that every season needs to have.

Kevin
Alliances: ***
Influence: ****
Personality: ****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: He's been wishy washy. He has horrible weeks, he has great weeks, he has okay weeks, he has meh weeks. I'm not really sure. He chose to align with some power players which while it probably was good to get in their good graces, he completely isolated some side deals that could have been of use to him. Now it appears that'll be his downfall as he's more than likely leaving this week.

Libra
Alliances: **
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: **
Comments: Luis was someone I had high expectations for, but his computer problems caused him to not be able to focus.

Lydia
Alliances:
Influence:
Personality:
Confessions:
Activity:
Competitions:
Credibility:
Comments: All I can say is I'm an idiot. I'm just leaving the template blank and not gonna waste my time.

Memphis
Alliances: **
Influence: *
Personality: **
Confessions: *
Activity: *
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: Still appears to be using the strategy of "hoping for the best" and only aligning with people who he knows. I hope he cuts that shit out at the merge since he can be very good at challenges which would be great for him at this stage of the game. He just has nothing else to offer.

Michele
Alliances: ***
Influence: ****
Personality: ****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Dwindling more and more. He's basically what Kevin is to Angie as he is to Dan. His hard on for "chilltown" to going to blur the sidedeals that could be of great use to him. i think he could have done a good job of playing both sides, but that's a lost cause now. All I can suggest he do is be as loyal as he could to Dan and try to get it so that Dan actually WANTS him in the end. And if people want a side deal, go for it. Seriously.

Michelle
Alliances: ****
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: I was really disappointed she left when she did. I don't care what anyone thinks I think of Kathleen (And you'll most likely be wrong if you do think the usual), I liked her a lot in this game and she was easily in my Top 5. She made a ballsy move and sadly paid the price for it.

Renny
Alliances: ****
Influence: ***
Personality: ****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ***
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Bubani is probably one of the most dedicated players I ever had and it was sad to see him be such an early boot. The position he was in basically screwed him over, there wasn't a whole lot he could do other than just win veto.

Ronnie
Alliances: *
Influence: *
Personality: **
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: Was a dud. His application was poor, but I accepted him anyway cause of his Reputation in Global. Meh. See I'd say "never again", but two people who had the best applications were complete duds as well (Natalie/Chima).

Russell
Alliances: **
Influence: ***
Personality: ***
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: **
Comments: Well he stepped up. Before this he was just floating along, but HOH made him a whole new man. His nomination speech was stupid, him saying he's only making a power play cause he doesn't care about the game is pretty insulting to me, but other than that - he stepped up.

Steven
Alliances: **
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: He's been one of my favorites and it really sucks to see him go. I do think his alliance with Lydia/Bacon was smart for his own game, but the way it was executed probably could have been better.

[Sarah]

FINE! I'll do it, GOD!
just kidding, i actually really love doing these, but ive been way too busy. now im into it again

Angie
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Angie was safe this week regardless if she was replacement nominee, but the reason she fought hard not to be is because she thought she can still keep kevin around. now kevin is gone, she voted Pickle Head out and has proven to be a liar to not only Pickle Head, but brian as well... someone who saw her as an ally for a very long time. i think she'll be okay for a little while, but she might get into trouble in a few weeks.

Brian
Alliances: ***
Influence: ***
Personality: ****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ***
Comments: I love love LOVE that Brian won HOH at merge. He is a complete wildcard, according to the houseguests, and will really shake things up. It's about damn time! He is someone i started off not caring much for, but he actually is pretty awesome and as someone who had a chance to speak to him for a little bit, i know he's pretty cool too. Someone has to throw the first dagger at the pre-alliance, but whoever does, will probably get axed for it. hopefully he comes out of this unscathed.

Pickle Head
Alliances: ****
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ***
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: Reading his conversation with Jordan is what made me shake my head lol. I know he is a stand up guy and I love him for it, but he is allowed to get mad every once in a while, jeez. Jordan and Angie LIED to him, voted him OUT and he's there talking to her about making sense of it all. Ya know, you can probably figure this out for yourself man Hopefully he has seen the light and will distance himself from them.

Chima
Alliances: *
Influence: *
Personality: *
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: *
Comments: I wasn't a big fan of Chima and when she voted to evict Michelle, I was just all kinds of confused. She is way smarter than this, but like KC said, she must have just not cared.

Dan
Alliances: *****
Influence: *****
Personality: *****
Confessions: *****
Activity: *****
Competitions: *****
Credibility: *****
Comments: I'll agree with KC on this one. Dan may be part of a huge pre-alliance, but he is absolutely credited with an amazing game regardless. He has played on his own, made his own relationships, is a huge competition threat and so on... I think that he has one of the best chances to win this game.

Jeff
Alliances: ****
Influence: ****
Personality: *****
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: I love me some Jeff, but I'll go ahead and admit that on a personal level. I havent been around much for the last 3 weeks to really see his game and this last week, I haven't seen much of it either. I remember in the early split, he played a fantastic game. He was all alone, a huge target in his house and saved himself from a major disaster. He is one of the most well-liked houseguests left in this game and i see him making it one of the furthest from his crew.

Jerry
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: **
Credibility: *
Comments: Jerry is the most used player in this game. Normally I would say he is not a threat, but he really actually is. He does everything Jeff/Dan tell him to do. He follows them around like a lost puppy, it's just so annoying to watch, especially knowing they dont give two shits about him. Sadly, I don't see him separating himself from them.

Bacon
Alliances: **
Influence: *
Personality: DUD
Confessions: DUD
Activity: *
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: Bacon is a retard and let's be honest, we probably should have known this the moment we found out he is friends with another retard such as Patrick. No one can possibly consider themselves friends with a psychopath without having some sort of screw loose themselves.

Jordan
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: **
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: I think Andii is just taking this game a little too seriously on a personal level. I agree with KC in that she does seem different. I have never seen her play a game this way before and I have watched her play many many times. It's not bad, it's just very different. I think Jordan is in trouble. She is no longer seen as the sweet, funny, bubbly girl everyone thought in the first few weeks of the game. She is seen as a threat with many alliances and if she is nominated post veto this week, she could very well be going home.

Keesha
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ****
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: I hated when she left. Worst week ever of URTV9. She was playing different than she was in urtv8 and new guinea. I finally got to see her play a game for herself as opposed to her friends she's made in the game. I don't know why she was seen as so threatening. She didn't do anything to warrant it.

Kevin
Alliances: ***
Influence: ****
Personality: ***
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ***
Comments: I'm not being biased when saying this, but 100% honest and truthfull. he REALLY shouldn't have voted Michelle out that week. biggest mistake in his entire game and that is ultimately why he's been evicted this week. It was such an obvious mistake too, I still don't know wtf he was thinking. His decision was worse than Angie's because she had other solid alliances to fall back on whereas he only had angie and HER crew [not even his, lol]. Just because someone doesn't nominate exactly who you want them to [matt], doesn't mean your alliance should drop you [brigade]. ultimately, she never turned on him. how was it in his best interest to get rid of her?

Libra
Alliances: **
Influence: **
Personality: ****
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: **
Credibility: **
Comments: him going crazy on kathleen was complete BS and his reasons for it were even worse. Saying she shouldnt have just because they know each other is such crap because first chance he gets in all games, he comes after kat. it was so hypocritical. Anyways, i also had high hopes for him and didnt want to see him leave, but at the same time, he was just another number for the crew and it wouldnt have made the game all that interesting anyway.

Lydia
Alliances:
Influence:
Personality:
Confessions:
Activity:
Competitions:
Credibility:
Comments: I *think* I've said it all.

Memphis
Alliances: **
Influence: *
Personality: **
Confessions: *
Activity: *
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: I honestly don't know what to say about him. I don't know who he is, I don't know what he has done and the only thing i can associate him with is him staying over my beloved Steven. LAME.

Michele
Alliances: ***
Influence: **
Personality: ***
Confessions: ***
Activity: ****
Competitions: **
Credibility: **
Comments: At least he wasn't a complete retard and didn't vote Steven out, but he probably couldn't do anything about it anyway, except maybe not adding fuel to the fire with dan. Steven was a solid ally for michele, idk why she felt the need to break that up for dan. isnt it OBVIOUS the relationships dan has in this game?!

Michelle
Alliances: ****
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ****
Activity: ****
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: This was the saddest I've been at an eviction in this entire game. She started off with so much promise, but dumb choices like the ones Kevin made are ultimately what put her out. Taking pre-alliances out of the equation, her nominations were not bad ones. They were only "bad" because the crew wanted libra aka LUIS around to be another member of their crew. considering she felt she had a solid alliance with Kevin, Angie and Pickle Head, she didn't knowingly put herself in a shitty position.

Renny
Alliances: ****
Influence: ***
Personality: ****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ***
Competitions: **
Credibility: ***
Comments: I wasn't all that impressed by Renny this season. I liked her for a while, but then she seemed to not be very into the game and all of a sudden, she was back. It was sad to see her go just because she was different, but then again, she was part of the "crew" and it would have been lame for them to be 7 people strong at this point anyway.

Ronnie
Alliances: *
Influence: *
Personality: *
Confessions: *
Activity: **
Competitions: *
Credibility: *
Comments: Idk what to say about him either.

Russell
Alliances: **
Influence: ***
Personality: ***
Confessions: **
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: **
Comments: Well, his HOH reign turned out successful. He made a big move, gave them a huge blow and now one of his allies won HOH. Overall, I say he is doing all right. IDK how many weeks he has left in the game though.

Steven
Alliances: **
Influence: **
Personality: *****
Confessions: ***
Activity: ***
Competitions: ***
Credibility: ****
Comments: He was in such a good position in this game, but then went ahead and won that HOH and oops, his standing in the game was out for everyone to see. Didn't matter because people were already suspecting him of being close to Bacon, but he might have had a chance to stay had he not won that hoh.

[Sarah]

now you do star rankings so people reading all of this is not for nothing

[Fruit Cocktail]

Okay, talk in offtopic thx.