To whom it may concern

[KC]

A hand grenade has landed on your lap. Someone has decided to hit you with Good Morning, Big Brother.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, read this post.

Starting today for 2 weeks, you will be post posting every single day in the Social Grounds. You must do four things in seperate posts in a thread specifically created for this (which you will create).

- You must say Good Morning to a Housecalls or Prediction Writers member. The person must be different each time.
- You must serve them breakfast. Do this by fetching an image of whatever you wish to feed them. It must be an appropriate breakfast food and it must be different each time.
- You must serve them a drink to go with the food. Coffee or juice, preferably. It must be different each time.
- You must give them their newspaper. Find a current event from the news and post it.

If you skip a day, you must make up for it the next day by doing it twice. Once you have successfully done this for 14 days, the hand greande will be completed and you'll be free yet again.

Big Brother is looking forward to your service!

[Jerry MacDonald]

and if i dont? b/c i find this really pointless and I dont get on this site until after work each day at 7... and there is no penalty. so whats the point? to look dumb?

[KC]

so whats the point? to look dumb?

Yes, lol. It's not meant to be fun, it's a hand grenade someone gave to you to be mean.

You don't have to do it in the morning.

[22591]

Hello Jerry.

Someone spent money to bid on this item in the Big Brother Store to throw a grenade to a housemate. Unfortunately they chose you. We take pretty much every aspect of the game seriously.

We do not care what time of the day you complete your task as long as it is within 24 hrs of that day. If you miss a day you may make up for it the next day and do double the work. Listed below are the consequences for missing days and not making those days up.


1st Offense: A week of slop.
2nd Offense: $50 fine and another week of slop.
3rd Offense: $100 fine and another week of slop.


Every day you miss the fine goes up by $50 increments until you are out of money, and each time you miss you gain an extra week on Big Brother slop. This task isn't that hard and you will do fine. Good morning Big Brother =)

[Jerry MacDonald]

yeah. i'll get to it later when i get home.

[Cody]

Be luck you didn't get this. =x

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[Sarah]

why didnt u link him to YOUR kombi van?

[Cody]

How about I link you to something in my pants. =x oops hi

[Shadow]

Oh don't worry William, I'll link her to that for you

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[Sarah]

hahaha <33