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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 16, 2010 22:57:12 GMT -5
Emergency room wait times?? “Help, it’s an emergency!” “Okay, please have a seat.”
Using those three letters to start the word Winnipeg is contradictory......
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Post by Britti on Jun 16, 2010 23:13:24 GMT -5
Lose-a-peg sounds better, but I think that they didn't want to make all of the peg-legs feel bad about themselves  omg drawing on your face is fun. billy i think you need some facepaint.  and yeah that sounds about right for hospital emergency rooms. here's some questions for you Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 16, 2010 23:25:07 GMT -5
These are all very simple answers..... Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?No.....we all know that if you eat while drunk.....you will fool the breathalyzer. So these two things simply cancel each other out. What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?They are Eggnant........  If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?Yes......marsquakes is exactly correct.. Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?I dont know what people you are talking about here. When I am winning.....I am in that persons face. Crying is funny. Sry that I'm better than you..... If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?Silly question....there's thousands of Ambulances..... Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?Cause it makes yer arm feel all funny.....duh Do you yawn in your sleep?Yes....most likely a lot. You yawn because you have a lack of oxygen. So dont ever ask me if I am tired if I yawn!! Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?My dog eats his own shit......explain that? |
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Post by Britti on Jun 16, 2010 23:32:57 GMT -5
hahha good answers friend  |
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 17, 2010 16:54:46 GMT -5
If you were actually ROFL, would you be able to type it?
How do chickens breathe when they’re in the egg?
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Post by Taylor on Jun 17, 2010 17:14:49 GMT -5
If you were actually ROFL, would you be able to type it?
Yes I could, but it'd look a little something like this rdsagkjfbgskjdbjosadgvfasdfsvasl.
How do chickens breathe when they’re in the egg?
Space helmets.
What is the lesson children are supposed to learn from Rapunzel? Hair can be used as rope?
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 17, 2010 18:22:16 GMT -5
How do chickens breathe when they’re in the egg?Space helmets |
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Post by Taylor on Jun 17, 2010 19:27:14 GMT -5
That's what's up yo
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Post by Sheila Kennedy on Jun 17, 2010 19:43:22 GMT -5
Wrong. Before chicks come into contact with oxygen they are fish. Once they hit air they transform into a chicken. Like gremlins and water.
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 17, 2010 19:54:25 GMT -5
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Post by Erikunt on Jun 17, 2010 20:01:51 GMT -5
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Post by Sheila Kennedy on Jun 17, 2010 20:25:59 GMT -5
See. Thats what happens when a chick hatches inside of water  |
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 17, 2010 22:57:27 GMT -5
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jun 18, 2010 21:44:59 GMT -5
I can’t believe Jesus was lucky enough to be born on Christmas Day. Hippie is not accurate. There’s nothing hip about being anti-shower. Calling your gang The 7 Dwarves is kind of a mis-step. |
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Post by Britti on Jun 18, 2010 21:55:52 GMT -5
My birthday is now officially britmas day. your birthday can be billymas dayyyyyyyyy
but didn't the guys find the girls who were going bra-less hip?
can i be part of your gang? i can bring friends to make up the rest of the dwarfs
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jul 8, 2010 15:09:27 GMT -5
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Post by Sarah on Jul 9, 2010 14:55:23 GMT -5
hi jeff's mobile |
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Post by Taylor on Jul 9, 2010 14:56:08 GMT -5
hi
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jul 9, 2010 17:31:35 GMT -5
hi friends  |
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Post by Jeff Schroeder on Jul 14, 2010 16:31:15 GMT -5
Anyone here like Tool???  I cant stop listening to this song.....Maynard James Keenan covering Elton Johns Rocket Man.....Epic.... |
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