Week 2 - I'm not a fucking meatball head!!

[Dan]

Maybe right behind Jordan and her big old booty
That would keep me hidden pretty well actually. lol I'm serious though. I want to just kind of disappear into the shadows so people won't notice me in the game for a while. I just have this feeling that its going to get ugly and crazy sooner than later.

After Ronnie won veto, I was happy to see that nobody messed with my nominations and April was sent out the door! I think its funny though that people thought I would be upset about this. I thought I made it clear that I didn't care who got voted out. I put them both up for a reason so it was completely up the house on who they wanted out. It's obvious who campaigned more. I knew that Kevin was going to want people to keep Ollie because that is one of his "many" allies. lol
I swear I've heard so much about Kevin making alliances with fucking everyone. I've heard it from Memphis, Angie, Michele, just to name a few. So you know damn well that he's doing it with everyone, including me. lol

What makes it funnier is that I know exactly who Kevin is. His name is Alex and I used to play games with him back in the day on myspace. I showed him the iSurv1vor site and he pretty much guessed who I was and then he told me his name. So naturally, I'm going to keep working with him or should I say I'm going to continue to keep an eye on him super closely since he seems to be playing all sides of the house already lol I mean hello!! That is supposed to be my strategy! >

As far as this HoH goes, I'm not really concerned about who is going to win. If someone wins who wants to put me up, what the hell am I supposed to do about that? No sense in becoming worried or paranoid about it. Like if Ollie were to win HoH, if he wants revenge, he'll try and get it. Although it did make me laugh when he sent me a message asking for my help even if I can't vote. LOL I said I'd do what I could but I really didn't try at all. haha It made me laugh that he actually got 12 votes to stay. But I guess that's what happens during first week when you're nominated and actually active! What a revelation! =-O and April was shocked. lol What a retard.

Anyways, theres still too many people who don't come online and anyone of them winning it would make me nervous but it seems like theres still quite a few people who don't talk to one another which is good for me. I don't think anyone dislikes me yet (besides maybe Ollie) so hopefully it's someone who at least signs on more than once a week wins HoH. Oh and lmao@ the question involving me! I'm not a big drunk and would never show up for a competition drunk! Although that's a great idea! I'll totally pretend to be drunk for the competitions that way they won't think I'm some big threat. haha Brilliant!

I'm thinking an Athlete is going to win this HoH though. They have the best odds with all 5 of their members playing in the comp, but you never know. These questions seem pretty simple and if you've been paying attention at all during the past 2 weeks, you'd know who everyone would pick for each one. But of course, this game isn't exactly full of rocket scientists. lol

[Dan]

RANKINGS (edited 6/16)

1. Jordan - SLUT<3
2. Angie - BITCH<3
3. Natalie - Jeff needs to come around more often, but he's high on the list because I know I can trust him unquestionably for now.
4. Michele - CHILL I found out his name is Kyle and he's played in this series before. Definitely someone I want to keep on my side for as long as possible especially since he finds shit out that I want to know.
5. Jeff - Billy is awesome and I'm glad I picked him for my clique. A lot of people like him so he will have more pull as the game goes on.
6. Steven - I haven't talked to him as much this past week that I would've liked but I still want to work with him because people do like him too and I still feel like he will be important later in the game.
7. Jerry - Jerry is cool. He is a little on the boring side but I find him to be a very logical person and with the fact that he doesn't talk to that many people, I feel like I can trust him for a while as well.
8. Lydia - I love Lydia! So glad she came back. She's a lot of fun to talk to and she's like really intelligent. I like smart girls. They make me hard.
9. Memphis - I put Adam lower, not because I don't trust him but because he hasn't been around enough and he has kind of been acting weird lately. lol Idk why. Maybe it's nothing. I can't see him going against me anytime soon.
10. Michelle - Still love this girl! She's hilarious and I know I can say whatever the hell I want (within reason) and she won't care. Although I would like to talk more game with her to see where her head is at.
11. Renny - Renny is awesome dawlin! Love having her/him on my clique because Renny talks to some people that I don't normally chat with and that is where I will continue to get some info
12. Kevin - I would've put him higher if I didn't know that he trying to align with every person in the game. But since I know he is and I know who he is, he is this low. He is going to have to prove his loyalty to me. He doesn't automatically get it.
13. Pickle Head - Pickle Head makes me laugh more than anyone else in this game. But I can't get a read on him yet and for that, he isn't higher. Not sure if I can trust him yet.
14. Braden - lol. Oh man. I've bitched about him enough in my DR so far. He isn't higher because I really just can't stand talking to him. I feel stupider everytime he im's me. My IQ significantly drops everytime he responds to me with a one word answer.
15. Keesha - Keesha totally doesn't seem like she's that into the game. It's sad too because I like her and find her to be a very interesting person to talk to. Hopefully I'll be able to catch her on aim soon and chat about the game and stuff.
16. Brian - Zzzzz.... My god, I don't know who is more boring. Brian or Braden. It's sad too because he is always on aim.
17. Ronnie - I know Ronnie is someone that Andii/Jordan knows and she might be able to keep him under control but something about this kid rubs me the wrong way. I think he will become a problem later on and hopefully someone takes him out sooner than later.
18. Russell - You know, I really don't mind this guy except I rarely see him online. Plus, I don't know where his head is at so how am I supposed to trust him at all?
19. Chima - She was ranked last during week 1 and it was funny to me that we had a good convo shortly after I made those rankings. But now Im thinking the only reason why we did have a good convo was so she could save her ass and not get nominated. So for that, she only moves up a few spots. -_-
20. Libra - She 'says' she was sick all of last week but she is still missing in action. LAME.
21. Ollie - Totally obvious why he is last. Don't trust him and find him to be extremely obnoxious. I hope someone else puts him up soon.
22. Bacon - FUCK YOU! Start more rumors about a bunch of bullshit and see how far it gets you. I hope he doesn't see this backdoor hittin him on the way out


DISCLAIMER!! --- I am not racist for having the 3 black people at the bottom of my list! It's not my fault they suck balls at the game. -_-

[Sarah]

LMAO racist!!!!

[Erikunt]

Well at least Angie and Kev-O are kind of high. =X

[Shadow]

lmao Russell kinda looks black

[Sarah]

he's obviously just racist against blacks.

[Dan]

>_> Sorry. I guess I just don't trust people I can't see at night.

[Erikunt]

They could just be really tan!!

[Dan]

That's true too. I'm sorry if I offended you Erikunt

[Dan]

Laura quit! Am I shocked? I wasn't shocked until I found out that Laura was actually Meow! wtf dude. Do I care? lol Not anymore! But had I known it was her, I would've nominated her right off the bat. Just out of principle! We got along in the last game we played together but I wouldn't trust her here. I mean she was nice and all, but its better this way. One less HG to deal with!

So let's see... Theres been a lot of shit that's went down the past 2 days. Where to start? Okay well lets start with nominations. Libra and Natalie are up and I'm pretty happy with it. Both those bitches were fighting in the chat the other night which was so entertaining. I'd hate to see either of them go. Which is why I really want "Operation Pec Deflate" to work! Backdooring Bacon would be fucking awesome and I would love nothing more than to see that fuckhead walk out the door! Now why you ask? I was in an alliance with him, Steven and Braden right? Welll, not after that douchebag Bacon decides to tell Kevin that I am aligned with everyone and how people are wanting me gone within the next few weeks. Like WTF is this kid smoking? First off, I'm not aligned with everyone and if he thinks that me being friendly and social means that I've made a deal with everyone, then he's got another thing coming. I seriously think he's still mad about me winning HoH first and thus being the center of attention instead of him. I think he's also mad because I told Kevin what his real sn was like that made any difference to Kevin and I. We just thought it was cool that we knew someone else in the game. But of course Bacon freaks out because there might be people in the game who want him gone and he doesn't want people knowing its him! Boofuckinghoo Bacon! Deal with it. It's an alias game yes, but people WILL find out who each other are eventually. He's so annoying and obnoxious. I can't stand his ass. (Which is why I have edited my rankings to reflect my newfound views)

Another stupid ass rumor Bacon told Kevin is that "people" are figuring out who Jordan is and its Sebastian! LMFAO!!! Which is where the new title of this week came from. Greatest quote from Andii ever! But seriously, any moron who thinks Jordan is Seb really needs to lay of the crack pipe. So from what Bacon 'says', Me and Jordan are the top two targets in the game. Lol yeah okkayyy. I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbert Unless people are are really great actors, its seems like the majority of the people actually like me and don't want me gone like Bacon says. *crosses fingers* Soo, if this week actually works out how I want it to. Natalie will come off the block and Bacon will go up. It's pretty risky though. If Libra comes off, then Natalie is fucked. I also don't want to be the one to take her off the block either. I don't want anyone thinking I'm associated with Natalie. That will just hurt me in the long run. I mean, I want Natalie in the game as a vote for me, but she doesn't even give a fuck about this game so why would I stick my neck out for someone like that?

I love how Angie thinks this whole backdoor Bacon idea was hers though. lol She tells me how Kevin will do anything she says, but I know thats bs. Kevin will follow advice for now, but he only does things that benefit him. The whole idea behind Bacon being backdoored actually came from when Kevin and I were talking about all the stupid rumors Bacon was spewing. So I said to Angie, 'hey get Kevin to put Bacon up' lol which he was already wanting to do. Its just funny how one persons idea can turn into someone elses 'master plan' in the blink of an eye.

This food comp is pretty much a Fail Win.
I'm glad I won't be on slop because yeah, fuck that noise.

This quote from Michelle made me laugh though. haha She's hilarious and she doesn't even try to be most of the time.

xcostameechyy (10:29:40 PM): does meat count as a word lol
DanIsNotJudas (10:30:13 PM): lmao michelle
DanIsNotJudas (10:30:22 PM): yes
DanIsNotJudas (10:30:24 PM): meat is a word
DanIsNotJudas (10:30:28 PM):

Umm, I think I babbled about enough so far. I'm sure there will be more to talk about after tonight.

[22591]

Jerk.

[Dan]

lolol Sorry Meow. :-\

[22591]

Not yet =x

[Dan]

lol wha?

[Angie]

Best. Episode. Title. Ever.

[Dan]

No joke