Just Shut Up And Go Make Me A Sandwich! [VH]

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Imma cast my votes here.

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Presidential Election


Hmm...well, i'm running for Pres. But i'm not voting for myself cuz I don't wanna win. xD


Anyways, for me, it's between Dan, Bacon, and Kevin.

At the moment, the one that I feel can help benefit me the most by winning is Kevin or Dan.

However, at this point, i'm thinking Kevin would be more beneficial.

So, my vote is for Kevin for president.

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Week One

Me and my alliance want to keep the drama in the game. And I never talk to the other one. It's probably going to be a close vote or not a blowout vote, but I don't care too much who goes honestly. My alliance wants to push people to vote our way this week and "see how much power and pull and control we can have", but I have no desire nor do I care enough, nor do I have the time for that matter to make myself an obvious member of an alliance or a power player target in Week One.

All of this being said, I vote to evict...

April.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

April- See ya, it's sad to see you had to go before Ollie in Week One. It will be a bit shocking if this is the outcome.

Ollie- Well man, you did tell Dan to nominate ya. Sorry to see ya go.

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Week Two

Well, this week is retarded.

First, Laura chose to quit the game. And reveal to Renny who I am, which she somehow knew, when I never even talked to her. Hi Meow.

Then, Kevin comes up with a plan... to backdoor... Bacon? Wtf? At 23 people? So not a wise move.

But Luis/Libra fills me in that Natalie has more allies than I think, and is part of an iSurvivor alliance with 4 or 5 others, but i'm not allowed to tell anyone. Will do.

Anyways, the final nominees ended up being Natalie and Ronnie rather than Natalie and Bacon. I talked to Kevin about the Bacon thing and i'm sure some others did as well, and i'm glad he decided against it. I really don't think it would have been a good decision.

Anyways, I don't really like Ronnie, but he's in my clique and if he happens to win HoH I am safe. I don't know Natalie as we've not talked once, but from what I do know, she's not that likable either.

So....


I vote to evict Natalie. Demon-faced bitch.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Ronnie - Hey man.... one clique member down. Sorry to see you go, I wasn't a part of voting you out, though, know that.

Natalie - Never really talked to you so not much I can say here. Peace.

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Week Three

I vote to evict Ollie.

I think he's more fun and entertaining than three-quarters of the cast, but he has no hope against Michele and the whole house has a bounty on his head.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Ollie - Bye kid! I thought you made this game more entertaining and fun than some people but sadly you pissed people off. Sorry to see ya go! Wish I could have talked to you more!

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Week Four

This sucks but I vote to evict Libra.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGE:
Libra-- Love ya, you know I didn't want to do this, it sucks EXTREME amounts to see you go and I feel like you always go in a game just when i'm really feeling comfortable in an alliance or friendship with you. Except Shadow Toc but that doesn't count lol. Anyways, I really hate this and i'm upset you're gone and it's going to suck without ya here.

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Week 5

Sorry Jordan, love ya, but I've been working really hard at keeping my main ally in the house and i'm hoping that it's going to pay off.

If not, fml. Whatever, i'll move on. But I really did try.

I vote to evict Brian.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Michelle: Shamwoww, Smamwoww, my precious Shamwoww. I tried everything in the book to get people to vote for you this round, and I don't think it included lying so I tried every honest tactic in the book, to my knowledge. It's kind of funny what "alliance" means to people these days, especially the very people that formed the alliance, voting off one of their own. It's funny how people "vote with the majority", when they can MAKE the majority themselves by actually making a decision. People are just TOO funny, contradicting themselves left and right. Well, with you gone, things will be a lot tougher for me in this game, both strategically, mentally, competition-wise (cuz I could count on you to win one more than me ) lol, and personally, because you're one of the few I enjoy talking to. I'm really sad it went down this way, and this is completely bullshit to me. I will truly miss you and i'm happy about how we worked in this game. I will end this essay now because you've probably stopped reading lol. But honestly, thanks for everything, if not only the entertainment you provided.

Brian: You didn't try to even campaign for my vote. Then again I can't blame you, I guess we kept it genuine, because we really didn't do much of any talking this entire game until we were thrown into the University together and had, like, one conversation. Congrats on making it as far as you did, i'm sure i'll see you around in the ORG world again at some point.

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Week 6

First off... it's only Week 6?

Anyways, this game has been a (slow-ass) whirlwind this week.

So Angie wins HoH and puts up Chima and Ronnie.

Brian wins Veto, and everyone says he's going to use it to save Chima. But he doesn't. But takes a long ass time with the Veto.

But he didn't use it. Like I said.

So then, I think Angie and Kevin want Chima out? But Kevin and Angie and even Jordan... none of them have PM'd me. Now I understand on my one day off of work I wanted to go out and have a life and haven't been around all day, but I could have gotten a PM so they could tell me what they want considering they're all my closest allies in this game. But no one did PM me. And I am not just going to assume I know what they want. So I'm going to vote how I want.

But Russ, a possible new ally i've found, DID make the effort to talk to me, and he wants Ronnie out as well. We all know Brian wants Ronnie out because him and Chima are an alliance or at the very least very close and he wants her to stay.

So guess what, Chima made an effort to talk to me and DID say she wanted to vote majority last week. Meanwhile, Ronnie straight up lied to me. Ronnie did NOT approach me for a vote to stay this week.

And I hate him.

And Chima can stay. Because if she wins HoH I do think i'm safe. And if Ronnie happens to stumble on a win, I don't think i'm safe. Therefore, I need to look out for my best interest, not always the best interest of others. Did I want Libra gone when Michelle was HoH? No. But she went.

Did I want Michelle gone when Jordan was HoH? No, but she went.

Do I want Chima gone? No. Do I want Ronnie gone? HELL YES! And he will actually be evicted!

Peace motherfucker!

So, if it's not clear, I vote to evict Ronnie.

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GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Chima - If you're gone, someone lied. OK, no, Russell lied. He told me both him and Brian were voting to keep you and if I did the same you would stay. I really did want you to stay, and if you're gone... well, this sucks. See ya on the outside, buddy.

Ronnie - I wish I could say I was sorry to see you go, but i'm not. In fact, i'm happy to see you go. We never talked, Ronnie. Like, ever. Maybe except Week 1. I never liked your whole persona. I don't get you. I especially don't get why you felt the need to lie to me about how you were voting last week when your response to my question about voting was AFTER votes were already locked in and Michelle was clearly being evicted 5-1. That was such a dick move. Are you just a complete asshole? Did you want to lie for no fucking reason whatsoever?

That all being said, like the great Chris Brown said, now i'm feelin to throw them deuces up. I flip the MIDDLE FINGER then the INDEX FINGER follow. Peace dude.

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Week Seven

Ok, so this week, Kevin is Head of Household and wants out Chima for whatever reason that they don't get along, etc, etc.

Personally, i'd rather see Brian go. He's someone I feel would nominate me if he wins HoH.

He's someone I feel would go after me.

And he's good in the competitions for the most part.

He was possibly lying about being connected with Bacon since he clearly has an alliance with Chima, who was allegedly working with Bacon.

Chima didn't do Veto this week. Chima seems to have given up on the game to let Brian stay. Or because she doesn't care. Either way, a sign of weakness, and a major reason to keep her. Plus, she'd be more likely to keep me around than Brian would.

HOWEVER.........

Kevin and everyone else want her out.

So, that said.

I vote to evict Chima. It's useless to do otherwise, it's not like she's up against Shamwoww.


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GOOD-BYE MESSAGE:

Chima - You were awesome, and it sucks to see you go! I actually wanted you to stick around for quite a while, and it looks like i've lost all of my original roomies except for Steven! It really does suck to see you go because you were hilarious and a friend to me, and I hate seeing this, but unfortunately there really was nothing that could have been done about it unless you won that Veto, and I was sad to see you didn't try. See ya on the flipside! Peace girl!

[KC]

Taking your double vote in account this week. You can't vote for yourself, your vote automatically goes to Kevin.

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YAY, THAT WAS THE PLAN. THANK YOU KC!

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WEEK 8(?)

ME VS. KEVIN


ALRIGHT, SO THIS WEEK, IN THE "GRAVE MISTAKES" POWER OF VETO COMPETITION, I WON A DOUBLE VOTE. SO EVEN AS A NOMINEE, I GET THE POWER TO VOTE THIS WEEK.

SO BASICALLY I LEARNED EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY FROM THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE, TOLD RUSS THAT HE F'D UP MAJORLY THIS WEEK AND THAT HE "CAN FIX IT" BY NOT NOMINATING ANGIE. AND VERY SURPRISINGLY, HE GAVE IN, AND PUT ME UP. SO HE MUST CARE ABOUT THE GAME SOMEWHAT AFTER ALL. FUNNY THOUGH CUZ HE TOLD ME I'M THE ONE PERSON HE WOULDN'T NOMINATE. ANYWAYS, HE SAID BOTH JORDAN AND ANGIE SAID THEY WOULD VOTE TO EVICT KEVIN IF HE PUT ME UP.

ANYWAYS, SO NOW I'M UP. AND I HAVE THIS DOUBLE VOTE. BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO SEE WHERE ANGIE AND JORDAN'S ALLEGIANCE LIES. I TOLD ANGIE I HAD THE DOUBLE VOTE (SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW SHE WOULD HAVE VOTED REGARDLESS) AND I JUST ASKED JORDAN TO KEEP ME.

ANYWAYS, BRIAN SAID HE WOULD KEEP ME, AND I TOLD HIM I HAVE THE DOUBLE VOTE, SO IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE IT'S A TIE AND RUSS WILL BREAK IT BY EVICTING KEVIN.

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BEST ANYWAY BECAUSE NOW I DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN KEVIN AND ANGIE AND PISS ONE OFF, AND BY NOT CASTING A VOTE AGAINST ANYONE ELSE (EXCEPT IN THIS SCENARIO TO SAVE MYSELF THIS WEEK), STILL NO ONE KNOWS THAT I AM SORTA KINDA WITH BOTH SIDES (UNLESS OF COURSE THEY TALK AND THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO GET ME OUT, WHICH I DOUBT LOL).


THE INTERESTING THJNG ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS IT SHOWS ME THAT I'M NOT THE FAVORITE OF THOSE IN THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. SO, I'M COMING FOR YA BITCHES. <3 JUST WAIT...I HOPE I WIN HOH WITH MY ADVANTAGE NEXT WEEK.

ANYWAYS, IF IT WASN'T CLEAR, NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE ANYWAY, I VOTE TO EVICT KEVIN.

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GOOD-BYE MESSAGE:

ME: I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST. BYE.

KEVIN: YOU WERE A GREAT ALLY IN THIS GAME AND I HOPE I WAS ONE TO YOU. I CAST A VOTE TO EVICT YOU THIS WEEK, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I HAD A DOUBLE VOTE FROM THE VETO COMPETITION AND NEED TO KEEP MYSELF IN THIS GAME. THIS TIME AROUND, I DID NOT WANT TO VOTE YOU OUT. I REALLY DO VALUE YOU AS A FRIEND, AND IT IS EXTREMELY SAD TO SEE YOU GO, ESPECIALLY DUE TO YOUR REAL LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES AT SAID MOMENT. I REALLY HOPE WE CAN CONTINUE TO TALK AFTER THIS AND THINGS WILL SURE BE A LOT HARDER FOR ME IN THIS GAME WITHOUT YOU. TALK TO YOU SOON KEV!

[Taylor]

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ME: I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST. BYE.

for some reason this made me laugh a lot.

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I'M FUNNY LIKE THAT

(ALMOST DID THAT IN NOT CAPS )

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WEEK 9

ALRIGHT SO BASICALLY EVERYONE WAS SET TO VOTE JORDAN THIS WEEK BESIDES MEMPHIS. BRIAN REALLY WANTS HER OUT.

BUT MICHELE IS BEING A SNEAKY SNAKE. AND JEFF AND ANGIE BOTH AGREED TO VOTE OUT DAN IF THE VOTES WERE THERE.

SO BASICALLY I KINDA FEEL GUILTY NOW BUT IF ALL GOES WELL AND EVERYONE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND MEMPHIS DID VOTE DAN AFTER ALL AND ANGIE SEES THE MESSAGES, I WILL HAVE TURNED THIS AROUND FOR JORDO TO STAY.

LONG STORY SHORT I WILL UPDATE MY CONFESSIONAL IN A MORE DETAILED SYNOPSIS LATER BUT I DONT WANT TO DO ANOTHER CONFESSIONAL IN ALL CAPS.

SO YEAH, I VOTE TO EVICT DAN.

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GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

JORDAN - ANDII, I REALLY LIKE YOU, I REALLY DO. ACTUALLY I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO TRYING TO MAKE IT SO YOU STAY THIS WEEK. IF IT DIDN'T WORK I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE, I TRIED MY BEST. SORRY TO SEE YOU GO, IT SUCKS, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GO, AND WITH DAN HERE MY ASS IS ON SOME THIN ICE. I WISH YOU THE BEST AND HOPE WE TALK AFTER THIS.

DAN - WOW, YOU WERE SUCH AN AMAZING PLAYER. WHEN WE DID TALK IT WAS REALLY COOL, MINUS THE COUPLE TIMES YOU SEMI-THREATENED ME WHEN SOMETHING I SAID DID NOT BODE WELL WITH YOU LOL. BUT NO, REALLY, YOU'RE A COOL DUDE, AND A GREAT PLAYER AND STRATEGIST. I'M VERY GLAD I GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH YOU. HOWEVER, YOU WERE TOO MUCH LIKE NAK OF LAST SEASON, AND YOU WERE A HUGE THREAT, AND THAT IS WHY YOU'RE GONE. I'M SURE I WILL BE PLAYING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE AND I HOPE NEXT TIME WE'RE ALIGNED LOL. PEACE MAN.

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Week 10

Wow, so what a sucky situation i'm put in this week.

First off, I'm just very thankful that as HoH, Memphis did not put me up. I really thought that with him in power my worst nightmare would be true and I would be on the block yet again.

Instead, I find two of the closest people to me on the block at the end of the week. Which doesn't make things any easier. Both of these people are true friends to me, and I can't help but feel guilty for voting out either. I also think both would be somewhat mad at me if I voted them out.

It comes down to this. Russ has helped me tremendously in this game, as I have to him. But he's the reason i'm here from the week he was HoH. In addition, I know Jeff does have other connections, whereas to Russ, I am his #1 and his Final 2.

So, it comes down to that and that only.

I love Jeff, I hate voting him out. But, I vote to evict Jeff.

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GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Russ - Wow, what a ride this game has been for us. We've been through the highest of highs and also the lowest of lows. It really sucks to see you out of there, I did not vote for you, as I promised not to. I think that with you gone things will for sure be a lot tougher for me But hopefully I can see it through. I'm happy we made it this far together, and I hope to talk to you after this game!

Jeff - Jeff, I voted for you this week as I told you, but I did not like doing it. It's not a vote I wanted to make. It sucks, it really sucks. I absolutely hate myself for this, but I felt like it was better for me to do in terms of this game. I consider you a good friend, as good as someone can come as far as ORGs go, and I am very glad that this game brought us a lot closer. I hope that this doesn't tear us apart as far as a friendship in these things goes, but if you're mad at me for it, I understand. Just please know that I did it for my game, I thought it was better for me in the end, not because of something personal at all.

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Week 11

So, basically, I don't have time to campaign because I am slowly dying of sickness right now, but I don't agree with this decision, but it has to be done. Because everyone else is voting this way.

Jerry thought he convinced everyone to keep him with his lies, but I told everyone he sent us all the PM and revealed his lies. We all know he's lying. He was promised safety, and probably thinks his strategy convinced us to keep him. However, the only reason he was even going to stay in the first place is because he sucked so bad and Memphis was a huge threat.

But now his lying, is also his downfall. He did this to himself.

PS--MY goodbye message to him is BS, I just want a jury vote cuz I promised him I would vote to keep him this week.

So, I vote to evict Jerry.

GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Memphis - You're not going anywhere.

Jerry - I really do apologize for this. Don't tell the house this because it will probably be the death of me, but I don't agree with evicting you. I think this is a stupid decision. Memphis is threatening to all of us and the way he lied to you and Jeff last week is absurd. Anyways, I would campaign for you, but I am really sick and dying a slow death, so I just need to go to bed. I really do apologize, when I said I was voting to keep you I meant it, but if I do so now, it will most likely send me out of the game next week. Sorry brother, I will miss the only other elderly man being in the house.

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Week 12

Alright, this round is easy for me.

From what I hear, it might come down to a tie.

Basically, Jordan hardcore wants Memphis to stay, but in my humble pickle opinion, he's too much of a threat. Russell will vote to evict him as well. Angie should vote with us, but even if he doesn't, we have enough votes and we know Brian is going to evict Mr.Tennessee in a tie.

Also, Michele told me if she does stay she won't be after me until at the earliest Final 3. So, since she'll definitely be gone before then, i'll take that deal. And I don't believe, but at least I got her lying neurogoddess ass to promise me something before I agreed to keep her.

So, I vote to evict Memphis.

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GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Michele: You're not going anywhere. But peace neurobitch.

Memphis: Sorry dude, I told you I was voting you out in advance, and I think you're awesome. I wish we would have talked more and possibly even worked together (I hinted at it when we first merged way back when), but unfortunately, it's too late in the game for that to occur. When it comes to competitions, you're not after me, but you will be in time because we're not that close, and I just can't risk you being in the rest of this for the long haul for my own personal game. You were a cool dude though, and I am happy we had the chance to really play together. I look forward to playing with you again in the future!

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Week 13

Wow, well, we're nearing the end of this game, and I really need to start thinking with my Pickle Head, not my dickle Head. lol jk

But for real, this week was a hard one, and it's just going to get more intense from here on out as we near the finals. Everyone has worked so hard and wants a spot there, but the question is, who do I have a legitimate shot at winning against? Cuz everyone thinks i'm "omg the floater of the century". Go F yaselves by the way, i've done no floating in this game and if that's not evident by now people need to just fucking, wisen up.

Anyways.

Jordan was actually contemplating evicting Angie this week. Which surprised me.

Brian is closer with Angie than I thought. I always knew they were close but he backs her up more than I thought, and that's scary. I do think Ang would choose me over him, but would he choose me over her? Something to think about.

Russ is upset this week didn't go as planned, but not everything can work out.

Michele. Well, Michele. I actually think keeping her would benefit me. I would win against her. I do believe she'd be a vote for me to stay because she needs someone to help her out desperately. But I had an alliance with Angie for a while now, not with Michele.

Plus, Brian and Jordan, like me, want to keep Angie, so it's not going to change anything by being the outcast vote in this vote except hurt my position in the game.

But. I was planning to keep Angie anyway. But do I think I can win this game against her? No. So it's something I have in the back of my mind.

So, I vote to evict Michele (with one "L").

And so, with that, the community college has been demolished, and only University members are left.

And i'm sure people will think it was some deep, dark, smart people conspiracy. Or maybe not. That would be funny though, lol.


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GOOD-BYE MESSAGES:

Angie: I'm not doing this. You're staying here. So why waste my time when it's like 16 minutes to deadline? lol

Michele: Michele, I seriously considered keeping you. But in the end, to keep it real, no one else was going to anyway, so had I decided to, it wouldn't have made a difference. You impressed me this last week, like you said. You did fight hard to try to stay when you were on the block this week, and I really respect that. You never gave up in this game despite the lack of time you had with school or anything like that. And I give you some major props. You were the last one of the CC to be here, and that's something to be proud of. Congratulations on your performance in this game and i'm sure I will be playing with you again sometime in the near future!