Week 1 - Democracy works!

[Dan]

Well after having a week to talk to everyone and get to know these people a little better, my first rankings are way off by now. lol The people who were at the bottom could now be at the top. I think a lot of peoples personalities came through in the week leading up to the first HoH and it's pretty interesting to see where I fit in with everyone.

Some people are definitely playing the game more than others that's for sure. Even this early, you can still detect when someone is doing something for the purpose of their game or whether they're being genuine. I've been observing everyone, who gets online more, who doesn't sign on at all and I feel like the people who are very active are going to start going after one another sooner than later and forget all about the quiet people who don't log on aim often or aren't very active on the board. I, for one, would love to get rid of some boring people. That way, all these retards who want their personalities to shine through and gain all the attention will self destruct and cause themselves to be evicted. haha

People always talk about how first HoH is risky because you don't want to seem like a threat, but gimme a break you pussies! Someone has to do it and besides, as long as you appease everyone and be the good guy and want whats best for everyone, you'll come out okay. Just gain some allies from having your power. Simple as that. I figured that with this many people in the game, the first HoH would be some sort of popularity contest. AHA! This is where all my socializing the first week has paid off! Don't these people know that I'm here to win? If they don't, they will find out soon enough.

[Dan]

From being as social as I have been, there are some alliances and 'deals' that have started to develop. It's rather funny to me though, because it totally seems like some of them have come as soon as people started to realize that I might win HoH. lol People love to kiss ass in these games and I won't lie... I love having my ass kissed.

My first and most important alliance is with Jordan/Andii and Angie/Bridget. These are the two girls that I want to be most loyal to. But they are playing their own games too and I'm not forgetting about that. I know they are both good players in their own right and I need to watch out for anything they do that could damage me in the future. Other than that, I love these girls to death. They really are the best <333

Next alliance is with myself, Braden, Bacon and Steven.
LOL Braden is the one who actually came up with this, for whatever reason he chose us. I still don't know why. Anyways, he seems to think that we're all gonna have an orgy together. -_-
I'm just like, great. I have to pretend to be interested in this little 14 yr old douche and whats it gonna get me? Nothing! Just a useless alliance member. But I think he'll listen to whatever the fuck I say. Which is good. Bacon I can tolerate, for now, even though he is annoying as hell. Steven is cool. He is a bit quiet but I can tell he is going to be important later in the game. At least for me.

This next alliance or deal is with someone who was pretty close to the bottom of my list in the first rankings. But now, they have offered me this and I couldn't help but say yes...


lmfao I love this!!

Michele offered me a Chilltown alliance! I was so amazed but also super cautious about this because Michele wasn't someone I was close to at this time. I just remember telling Angie and Pickle Head that I didn't think Michele liked me. So that same night, lo and behold, she im's me trying to start up a conversation. My first instinct says that one of them told her I thought that. I don't know that for sure but I think Michele is very intelligent and she thinks the same way that I do. She also said she noticed this and offered me an alliance. How could you pass up Chilltown2.0? lol So we'll see how this goes. I'm still definitely wary of her because I know she talks to a lot of people. She could easily be saying this same shit to other people. But for now, I'm rollin with it

Kevin seems like he really wants to get closer to me. He tells me shit like he respects me a lot and he thinks I'm playing the game the right way. Blah blah. I'm pretty sure he's just kissing my ass. He is someone that I really wouldn't mind having in my cabinet. He will think its because I like him, but really it's because I wouldn't care less if he was nominated and voted out! lol But for now, I want him to think that I'm on his side.

[Dan]

K. Heres my rankings leading up to HoH Results.

1. Jordan - Love <3
2. Angie - Love<3
3. Memphis - I still have Adam as high as I do because I really want him as an ally. I know he would be loyal to me. It just sucks that he is completely M.I.A. right now. If I am first HoH, people might want him up But I'm really not expecting much from him. He is just this high up based on trust. Nothing more.
4. Natalie - Once Jeff is done with all his jury answers for iSurv1vor, Im sure he will be ready to play this game. I still need to tell him who I am, but once I do, and he actually starts to play this game, he will be a good ally.
5. Jeff - Billy! I'm so glad I found out that it was him. I don't know him that well but we were in a Survivor Allstars game together. So there is that common bond. I liked him even before that but it just makes it an easier transition into this game. .
6. Michele - I'm gonna go with this alliance for as long as she isn't shady. Once she gets shady with me. Deal is over.
7. Steven - I like this guy. We think alike and he isn't afraid to cut a few throats along the way.
8. Braden - Only reason Braden is so high is because I think he is controllable and he will remain loyal just as long as he stays in the game.
9. Bacon - Ugh... I really can't stand him and apparently not very many other people can either. I am aligned with him, but it's good that he has a target on his back this early. It's what he gets for being so obnoxious.
10. Kevin - Kevin just seems so shady to me. He talks a big game but I want to know if he can back it up. I'm going to trust him for now but still keep an eye on him.
11. Michelle - Michelle is just plain fun. I love talking to her and I feel like I never have to bullshit about anything when I'm talking to her. I hope she becomes a closer ally for me in the future.
12. Renny - Renny is awesome. She makes me laugh and I know that she would have my back if I needed her to. I might just put her in my cabinet. I'm really thinking about it.
13. Jerry - There seems to be quite a few people who don't really like Jerry and they think he's a douche. I, on the other hand, get along with him pretty well. He's not a moron, which I like, and he can carry on a conversation. At least with me. So I dunno why people don't like him.
I think the fact that I was one of the only people who reached out to him will get me a lot farther with him as opposed to ignoring him.
14. Pickle Head - Pickle Head seems pretty cool. But something about him tells me that I shouldn't trust him completely. I think he will be one of those guys that goes around to different people telling everyone what each other says. I hate those fuckers. For now I like him. But we'll see after this week.
15. Keesha - I can't get that great of a read off of Keesha except that the fact that she is mad cool to talk to and she doesn't seem like someone who would necessarily go after me right away. She used to be higher on my list, but the fact that I think she's so cool with Bacon bothers me. -_-
16. Lydia - I liked Lydia when I talked to her! I want her to come back soon!
17. Russell - I only started talking to Russell on Friday so I haven't had a good opportunity to really get to know him yet. He seems okay though and from what I've heard from other people, they like him. He may be one of those UTR players that you have to watch out for.
18. Brian - Meh. I'm so indifferent about him.
19. Libra - Libra was a bitch to me earlier. Otherwise, she might be above Brian.
20. Laura - Laura really sucks balls. No really! She probably does! I just can't stand talking to her.
21. Ronnie - I just met him for the first time today. I now know what people meant when they said in reference to him, "You're not missing much." lmao God he fails so hard.
22. Ollie - I hear Ollie is cool but I don't see it. I've talked to him like twice and each time he just makes me feel like I shouldn't be wasting my time :/
23. April - April would be above Ollie except that she is twice as boring as he is. Even when you think you have a good convo going with her, she downshifts back into boring gear. She seems genuinely stupid though, which doesn't surprise me, nor does it scare me. Why get rid of the truly worthless?
24. Chima - She got bumped down to 24th because she just fails so fucking much. God, I think I'd have a better conversation with a dead skunk on the side of the road. What are some of these people doing in the game? Seriously?! >

[Dan]

Here are the people that I think actually voted for me. People could totally be lying though. lol

Me
Angie
Jordan
Renny
Russell
Kevin
Steven
Brian
Braden
Jeff
Michelle
Pickle Head

I hope I win! I think I'd be a kick fuckin ass President and HoH!

[Dan]

YAY!! I won! haha People love me

Picking this cabinet is NOT easy at all. I'm trying to do it so I have people I like but not necessarily people that I would care so bad if they were gone either. lol
I already promised Michele a spot and she would be pissed off at me if I didn't and right now she isn't someone that I want to make mad.

What I'm going for with this whole week is to cause the least amount of damage and make the least amount of waves. The reprecussions from this week are really only going to come back to hurt me, so I have to be cautiously smart with what I say and do.
I want my cabinet to seem completely random with some people that nobody talks to, to some people that know whats up with the game as well.

As far as nominations go, I'm going to ask every single person in the game their thoughts about it and go from there. It's the only fair way to go about it while actually doing what I want but making it seem like its a group consensus. lol


Okay so here is my cabinet:

Renny - I like her a lot and she will help me find out info as the game goes on.
Jerry - I actually like Jerry but some others don't and hopefully they will see this as being random and not because I'm aligned with him.
Jeff - Now I am actually quite fond of this guy. He is totally laid back and he will be a good ally later. The reason I have him on the cabinet is because of the food comps that may come into play later. I want some good people to help out with them.
Michele - Not only have I promised her this but people have no clue that she in A Chilltown member with me. Normally, I would want her on another clique but just the fact that she knows whats going on in the game and I feel like keeping her close will benefit me more than having her in another clique and making deals and shit with everyone else lol (Even though it wouldn't surprise me if she's already doing that)

I have told Renny, Jeff and Jerry that they were my first choices for the clique lmao
My thought process for telling them that is they will look to me first for any kind of strategy or their own thoughts about whats going on. At least, thats what I'm hoping for.

Let's hope this works out for me!

[Dan]

Where is my slop skin? I want one even if I don't need it!

[Sarah]

ew, NO you don't. It's evil. Spare yourself.

[Dan]

lol okay I'll take your word for it.


Oh and I have no clue what the fuck was up Ollie's ass earlier in the results thread. I tried im'ing him several times and he never responded so fuck em! I don't take kindly to people daring me to do something. It just gives me more of a reason to want to do it. I already was thinking about nominating his ass anyway for being a boring douchepail. I'm still going to give him the chance to explain himself just because thats the kind of guy I am. haha
The majority of the house seems fine with Ollie going first and if that's what he wants then so be it. What a moron though. How dumb do you have to be to insult the HoH and the very first HoH mind you! I'm not set in my mind about nominating him just yet, but it doesn't look good for poor simple-minded Ollie. He should've known what was going on and jumped aboard the Dick Riding Dan Train! CHOO CHOO

[Dan]

Okay well I think those nominations went over pretty smoothly. Everyone was telling me they were fine with it so we'll see. They could've just as easily been bashing me along with April. lmao
She was pretty mad about it though from what I heard. She played the whole guilt trip card with me way too hard though. Telling me that she wouldn't have done that to me and now she might get voted out because people will see Ollie as an easy boot later. all this shit and Im thinking to myself..."Why the fuck do people always freak out when they're nominated?"

If she was really so concerned about being nominated she would've came to talk to me all the times I've been on aim, actually ran for President/HoH to try and avoid nomination, Voted in the election for me or someone else, OR at the very least came to talk to me after I won HoH. So she had multiple opportunities to further her game with me. Everyone else at least gave that effort, so why couldn't she?

I of course had to pretend to feel bad even though I could really care less. She seems to be on the dumb side, although I'm sure she's just playing that role for now, especially now that she's nominated. I had this conversation with Jerry and I laughed my ass off.

SurvivaChicken (8:25:28 PM): April is in the wood room, "curled up in a ball, crying"
SurvivaChicken (8:25:30 PM): way to go, jerk!
SurvivaChicken (8:25:32 PM): haha
DanIsNotJudas (8:25:39 PM): lmao is she?
SurvivaChicken (8:25:52 PM): Curls up into a ball on her bed and cries. ]
SurvivaChicken (8:25:52 PM): \thats what she put
SurvivaChicken (8:26:25 PM): i told her not to worry bout it, shes up against ollie and i think right now, the devil could escape eviction against ollie

lmfao Like fuck, play the sympathy card up a little more why dont you, April!


I haven't talked to Ollie about any of this yet but earlier today I finally got a hold of him to talk about the bullshit he said on the board and he just said something like, "I was just being me. Im random and unpredictable. I am me." (in worse grammar though. I wish I saved the convo. But you can tell english is not his best subject) Fuck em though. He wanted it. He got it.

I'm really looking forward to the Veto. I want nominations to stay the same. If April or Ollie won the veto, that would be worst case scenario because then a) I'd have to nominate someone else which would piss someone else off and b) People are more than likely going to want me to put up Memphis and I just can't do that. It would hurt my game more with him gone. But I also don't want to win it myself. lmao Can you imagine how much these fools would blow that out of proportion? OMG, We voted Dan our HoH, he's a threat! OMG Dan won HoH and Veto, He's a HUGE threat! -_-
I can tell this is going to be one of those games where everyone does and says whatever they can to NOT be the target. Nobody is going to want to win anything this early. It's really gonna be annoying if it turns into the BB UTR House >

Um, what else. Braden annoys me. A lot. I can tell Bacon is still butthurt about not winning HoH. Sorry to bruise your ego buddy! Steven is just like whatever right now. I had a good convo with Chima. I like her after all and she was last on my rankings! lmao
I had to do damage control with Kevin. I forgot that I promised I'd put him on my cabinet. Oops! He says he still wants to work with me but at least he was honest that it annoyed him I didn't do it. lol Shiit. There's already one promise I went back on. Won't be the first though! Jeff and Jerry are my buds. Jerry referred to me as his leader today and meant it. It made me laugh. Michelle and Keesha are awesome. So is Renny. Michele is CHILL
Angie and Jordan are still skankwhores<3 Oh and Pickle Head had me laughing pretty much all night. The dude is hilarious. His spams were good shit and I'm sure he annoyed some people in the process. lol I for one fuckin hate scrolling so I'm glad I wasn't in that challenge but it looked fun as hell!

Thats about it for the people I talked to tonight. I'm sure tomorrow will be just as amusing.

[Dan]

P.s. Coach Jones scares me but turns me on at the same time.

[Shadow]

ME TOO
she has a lot of boingability, doesn't she?

[Erikunt]

/ me three.

[Sarah]

that whore!

[Dan]

She's got nothin on you, Shir


Wait... can Coach Jones see DR's?

[Sarah]

one of her personalities can