Post by KC on Jun 6, 2010 16:37:48 GMT -5
Welcome to the first part of the Head of Household results. Today, I'll be revealing all who decided to run. I'll be presenting their speeches and their fliers. Once completed, you'll have further instruction on the bottom of this post.
I wish luck to all the candidates!
Why should i be voted Class President? Well i'm here to have fun and you all are too, omg we have something in common! Ok ok, lets get serious, we here at HARTFELT are always thinking of you we do the best for everyone. We are also very child centred, always thinking of the kids, CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE. Sorry about the caps i'm just very passionate about this :/
So a vote for us, is a vote for a better future.
HARTFELT
xoxo
Pick me. Why? Because i'm the best of the bunch.
Peel me. Why? Cuz I only have one layer - real.
Eat me. Why? Cuz i'm one kinky mother fucker.
Mingle Mixx out.
PS--Please do not vote for this campaign. It's all done as a joke. If you vote me I WILL be the next George W. Bush. AKA, fail.
Hello houseguests! I am honored to not only be a part of this game with each and everyone of you but also to be running in this URTV9 presidential election! As I look around at each of you, I'm excited at how diverse this cast is and how many interesting and polarizing personalities there are. KC has done a magnifenct job and should be proud of himself.
Now let's get to why we're all here. You, the voters, have a difficult decision ahead of you. As I stand up here, I see quite a few very strong willed and determined individuals who would love nothing more than to get your votes. But you can look no further! I, Dan, want to be your first President and Head of Household. I think I would be perfect for the position because I believe myself to be a very level headed person who doesn't act out of emotion and my judgement will never be clouded by personal feelings. I am all for everyone having a great experience in this game. It doesn't matter if you're voted out first or last, the whole point is to enjoy yourself as much as possible while socializing and strategizing with some very unique people that you wouldn't normally meet on an everyday basis. I am an honest, straightforward person and I find that being true to yourself is the most important thing in life and even in an ORG, its still the most important thing. Besides having a good time of course!
Here at the Roulette Party, we love to take chances but we also advocate FUN first and foremost when playing this game. We are a group of free-thinkers who enjoy each others company while trying to maintain a stress free environment. In this party, no houseguest is more important than the next. If I am to be your President and HoH, I would listen to your thoughts and opinions first before even contemplating my own. I wont be making promises left and right but what I can promise you is that I will be as fair as possible and all of your voices will be heard. In an important week such as this, what is best for the house should overshadow any kind of personal agenda that anyone may have. We should be looking to improve this Big Brother house and not take out a member who could potentially contribute something fun and entertaining to the game. Oh and before I forget, I need to mention that clothing is optional with the Roulette Party! I find that clothing just restricts your comfortability and this party is all about being relaxed, enjoying yourself and being a part of something bigger. So please feel free to strip down to your birthday suit, because I'll have no problem doing so! One more important thing to note... If I am elected, free booze and champagne shall be available in the HoH room for everyone! I encourage you to eat, drink, and party your asses off with me! I want you to think of the Roulette Party as an extended family with a common goal of not only being successful, but a group of people you can rely on and come to love as a whole.
So today when you're stepping up to the polls and voting, I just want you to think about one thing; Who would be the best first president and HoH of URTV9?
DAN! HE IS YOUR MAN!
My Fellow Houseguests,
I am here today to announce my intent to run to be your URTV House Class President.
URTV has a long standing history of honor and integrity and I feel that I can continue that tradition if elected as your house president.
While attending college I was a new student advisor, hall leader, head recreation leader. I started the first on campus choir and served in the student governor through my years as a senator, recreation chairperson, and eventually President which I feel shows I have the leadership, motivation, and experience to step in and make positive choices and changes for the house to benefit us all!
If elected to office, I am here to hear all your needs and provide for you
Angie, When elected you will be given a lifetime supply of rice.
April, when elected you will be provided with tons of dark chocolate every night!
Brian, when elected you will be given all the socks and markers you want to make lots of puppets and entertain us with your humor and wit!
Braden, I'd give you something too..... but you weren't on the show long enough for me to learn anything of value about you. So ummm.... how about a Klondike Bar?
Pickle Head, When elected I will give my full backing to an organization that is helping raise awareness about the proper treatment of banana's.
Chima, When elected I promise that wearing microphones will be completely optional.
Dan, When elected we will take time out on Sunday to have Sunday Mass for you.
Jeff, When elected Technotronics will be added to the dictionary and you will be given an honorary degree in English.
Jerry, Once a week you will get a conjugal visit from your wife as well as a pack of Viagara.
Jordan, I hope you aren't expecting anything.... You already won $500,000... how greedy can you be?
Keesha, you will get lots of booze... and I promise I won't take advantage of you while your drunk....... more then 4 times this summer
Kevin, When elected you will have full access to Pickle Head's banana... although your still on crack for thinking his banana is better then mine :-P
Laura, when elected you will receive a closet full of new bikini's, Infact as soon as i'm done here, I need you to meet me in the Diary Room so I can size you up for them.
Libra, You get a free t-shirt of your kids so that way everyone knows they are BOTH yours... cause ya know... the whole two color thing is kinda confusing
Lydia, You will have the world famous staff of Miami Ink grace you with a beautiful portrait of Mr. Pectacular on your body.
Memphis, When elected.... I will ensure that there be a city named after you!
Michele, When elected you will receive 2 years worth of all the cosmetic and enhancement surgery you desire, donated by our shows very own, Dr. Will Kirby.
Michelle, When elected I will appoint a set amount of time each day in my office for you to come have some private on on one time with me!
Natalie, You'll be hired on as my official body waxer.... because lets face it.... it's better then Blockbuster.
Ollie, much like Jordan you get nothing.... Isn't banging April 24/7 good enough?!
Renny, I will work hard to donate as much of the winnings from this game to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. Unless I win.... then i'll just give you an autographed photo and you can put it on ebay to raise money instead.
Ronnie, you get cheese.... cause... I know mice like cheese... so i'm assuming rat's would also?!
Russell, You get a lifetime membership with the hair club for men!
Steven, When elected you will get to be the photographer for my next photo shoot.... in which clothing (or lack of) will be at your full discretion.... for both of us ;-)
So in closing, I appreciate your support in this election, and a vote for Bacon is a vote for all of you because I am the people choice, the peoples pick, and I hope to be the peoples president.
Let's work together to make this house and this game more then just spectacular.... let's make it PEC-Tacular!
Hello Houseguests, Housecalls, Prediction Writers and Fan Club.
I, Kevin Campbell, am running for Class President and would be honored if you cast your vote for me. I bet you are wondering why. Well, as your Class President, I will personally make sure that everyone has a fun time in this house. This is an awesome game, and I will do everything in my power to enact the "No Houseguest Left Behind Act" which will ensure that each houseguest and staff experiences the game for all it is worth. Some of my other competitors may have more muscle or beauty or brains, but how many have all 3? This guy, right here. I may not have pecs of steel, a smile that shimmers like diamonds or a banana suit but I AM fabulous and can provide everyone with fashion advice, game advice and life advice. So, when you go to the ballots later today, place your vote for Kevin Campbell and the Chicken Noodle Soup party. Not only are we mmm mmm good but we're fabulous beyond belief. Thank you.
Hello all! Laura Crosby here! The Presidential candidate for the Breast Party. I would like to be the class president of URTV9 because I have what a lot of other candidates don't have. Which is TRIPLE D's. Which stand for Determination, Decision Making, and i'm Delicious. I will be fair with nominations and the picking of my cabinet. A vote for me is a vote for the health and prosperity of the class of URTV9. Don't make the wrong decision. Vote Laura Crosby for URTV9 class president.
Guys and girls, girls and guys, gather round and feast your eyes. In this election you just can't lose if Neurogoddess is who you choose.
Now that we have that out of our systems, I'm here today to ask you to vote for me, Michele Noonan, as your Class President. I'm running on behalf of the Stewie Griffin Party for all of those talking babies bent on world domination and matricide.
Should you choose me, I promise that there will be vodka (or your liquor of choice) for all because we all know that alcohol is the perfect social lubricant. Also, as your leader, I will protect the world from Alien Invasion. Those motherfuckers will fry! Finally, I plan to rule with an Aluminum Fist (Iron is too expensive and copyrighted). By that, I mean that if I decree that we party, damnit we're going to party. With music. and food. and alcohol.
When you go to cast your vote for President thing, remember. Michele4Prez, cause it's what Jesus (or whatever deity you observe) would freaking do. Now, in the words of my party's mascot, I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch, so bye.
Hello housemates. First off, congratulations to everyone for making it into the game. From what I've seen, it looks like we have an amazing cast! We are all here because we have earned it, so let's prove that we've earned it!
Now, onto business. This Head Of Household competition was a lot of fun. I chose the color purple because it represents royalty. Being Head of Household is like being the king of the house. My campaign slogan is, "It won't be a folly, when you vote for Ronnie." This is meant to show that I deserve to be chosen because I will be fair in all my decisions. The large picture of me is so that the voters know for whom they are voting. I kept my flyer simple because I believe that they should not be too overwhelming.
Now, as far as what I would do if elected as Class Pres. I would nominate only people that I do not believe are trying. People who I think deserve to be safe for the week will be safe for the week, no matter what. Also, my cabinet will be chosen fairly. I will ask everybody why they think that they should be chosen, then I will base my decision off of that.
I believe that I should be your Class President because I am honest, fair, and will always give my best effort. Thank you and best of luck to everyone.
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That wraps up all the candidate speeches! Now the ball is in the hands of the voters.
It's time to make the first entry to your voting history. Please make a new thread (or don't, if you already made it while organizing your Diary Room) specifically for votes. Here, you will be voting on one of the eight candidates. The candidates CAN vote. They can vote for themselves or even for someone else if they desire.
Voting numbers will be revealed, but just like any election or eviction ceremony, votes will be anonymous.
Everyone must vote. You have 24 hours to do this. Lydia may be excused due to understandable circumstances.
Good luck!
I wish luck to all the candidates!
Why should i be voted Class President? Well i'm here to have fun and you all are too, omg we have something in common! Ok ok, lets get serious, we here at HARTFELT are always thinking of you we do the best for everyone. We are also very child centred, always thinking of the kids, CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE. Sorry about the caps i'm just very passionate about this :/
So a vote for us, is a vote for a better future.
HARTFELT
xoxo
Pick me. Why? Because i'm the best of the bunch.
Peel me. Why? Cuz I only have one layer - real.
Eat me. Why? Cuz i'm one kinky mother fucker.
Mingle Mixx out.
PS--Please do not vote for this campaign. It's all done as a joke. If you vote me I WILL be the next George W. Bush. AKA, fail.
Hello houseguests! I am honored to not only be a part of this game with each and everyone of you but also to be running in this URTV9 presidential election! As I look around at each of you, I'm excited at how diverse this cast is and how many interesting and polarizing personalities there are. KC has done a magnifenct job and should be proud of himself.
Now let's get to why we're all here. You, the voters, have a difficult decision ahead of you. As I stand up here, I see quite a few very strong willed and determined individuals who would love nothing more than to get your votes. But you can look no further! I, Dan, want to be your first President and Head of Household. I think I would be perfect for the position because I believe myself to be a very level headed person who doesn't act out of emotion and my judgement will never be clouded by personal feelings. I am all for everyone having a great experience in this game. It doesn't matter if you're voted out first or last, the whole point is to enjoy yourself as much as possible while socializing and strategizing with some very unique people that you wouldn't normally meet on an everyday basis. I am an honest, straightforward person and I find that being true to yourself is the most important thing in life and even in an ORG, its still the most important thing. Besides having a good time of course!
Here at the Roulette Party, we love to take chances but we also advocate FUN first and foremost when playing this game. We are a group of free-thinkers who enjoy each others company while trying to maintain a stress free environment. In this party, no houseguest is more important than the next. If I am to be your President and HoH, I would listen to your thoughts and opinions first before even contemplating my own. I wont be making promises left and right but what I can promise you is that I will be as fair as possible and all of your voices will be heard. In an important week such as this, what is best for the house should overshadow any kind of personal agenda that anyone may have. We should be looking to improve this Big Brother house and not take out a member who could potentially contribute something fun and entertaining to the game. Oh and before I forget, I need to mention that clothing is optional with the Roulette Party! I find that clothing just restricts your comfortability and this party is all about being relaxed, enjoying yourself and being a part of something bigger. So please feel free to strip down to your birthday suit, because I'll have no problem doing so! One more important thing to note... If I am elected, free booze and champagne shall be available in the HoH room for everyone! I encourage you to eat, drink, and party your asses off with me! I want you to think of the Roulette Party as an extended family with a common goal of not only being successful, but a group of people you can rely on and come to love as a whole.
So today when you're stepping up to the polls and voting, I just want you to think about one thing; Who would be the best first president and HoH of URTV9?
DAN! HE IS YOUR MAN!
My Fellow Houseguests,
I am here today to announce my intent to run to be your URTV House Class President.
URTV has a long standing history of honor and integrity and I feel that I can continue that tradition if elected as your house president.
While attending college I was a new student advisor, hall leader, head recreation leader. I started the first on campus choir and served in the student governor through my years as a senator, recreation chairperson, and eventually President which I feel shows I have the leadership, motivation, and experience to step in and make positive choices and changes for the house to benefit us all!
If elected to office, I am here to hear all your needs and provide for you
Angie, When elected you will be given a lifetime supply of rice.
April, when elected you will be provided with tons of dark chocolate every night!
Brian, when elected you will be given all the socks and markers you want to make lots of puppets and entertain us with your humor and wit!
Braden, I'd give you something too..... but you weren't on the show long enough for me to learn anything of value about you. So ummm.... how about a Klondike Bar?
Pickle Head, When elected I will give my full backing to an organization that is helping raise awareness about the proper treatment of banana's.
Chima, When elected I promise that wearing microphones will be completely optional.
Dan, When elected we will take time out on Sunday to have Sunday Mass for you.
Jeff, When elected Technotronics will be added to the dictionary and you will be given an honorary degree in English.
Jerry, Once a week you will get a conjugal visit from your wife as well as a pack of Viagara.
Jordan, I hope you aren't expecting anything.... You already won $500,000... how greedy can you be?
Keesha, you will get lots of booze... and I promise I won't take advantage of you while your drunk....... more then 4 times this summer
Kevin, When elected you will have full access to Pickle Head's banana... although your still on crack for thinking his banana is better then mine :-P
Laura, when elected you will receive a closet full of new bikini's, Infact as soon as i'm done here, I need you to meet me in the Diary Room so I can size you up for them.
Libra, You get a free t-shirt of your kids so that way everyone knows they are BOTH yours... cause ya know... the whole two color thing is kinda confusing
Lydia, You will have the world famous staff of Miami Ink grace you with a beautiful portrait of Mr. Pectacular on your body.
Memphis, When elected.... I will ensure that there be a city named after you!
Michele, When elected you will receive 2 years worth of all the cosmetic and enhancement surgery you desire, donated by our shows very own, Dr. Will Kirby.
Michelle, When elected I will appoint a set amount of time each day in my office for you to come have some private on on one time with me!
Natalie, You'll be hired on as my official body waxer.... because lets face it.... it's better then Blockbuster.
Ollie, much like Jordan you get nothing.... Isn't banging April 24/7 good enough?!
Renny, I will work hard to donate as much of the winnings from this game to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. Unless I win.... then i'll just give you an autographed photo and you can put it on ebay to raise money instead.
Ronnie, you get cheese.... cause... I know mice like cheese... so i'm assuming rat's would also?!
Russell, You get a lifetime membership with the hair club for men!
Steven, When elected you will get to be the photographer for my next photo shoot.... in which clothing (or lack of) will be at your full discretion.... for both of us ;-)
So in closing, I appreciate your support in this election, and a vote for Bacon is a vote for all of you because I am the people choice, the peoples pick, and I hope to be the peoples president.
Let's work together to make this house and this game more then just spectacular.... let's make it PEC-Tacular!
Hello Houseguests, Housecalls, Prediction Writers and Fan Club.
I, Kevin Campbell, am running for Class President and would be honored if you cast your vote for me. I bet you are wondering why. Well, as your Class President, I will personally make sure that everyone has a fun time in this house. This is an awesome game, and I will do everything in my power to enact the "No Houseguest Left Behind Act" which will ensure that each houseguest and staff experiences the game for all it is worth. Some of my other competitors may have more muscle or beauty or brains, but how many have all 3? This guy, right here. I may not have pecs of steel, a smile that shimmers like diamonds or a banana suit but I AM fabulous and can provide everyone with fashion advice, game advice and life advice. So, when you go to the ballots later today, place your vote for Kevin Campbell and the Chicken Noodle Soup party. Not only are we mmm mmm good but we're fabulous beyond belief. Thank you.
Hello all! Laura Crosby here! The Presidential candidate for the Breast Party. I would like to be the class president of URTV9 because I have what a lot of other candidates don't have. Which is TRIPLE D's. Which stand for Determination, Decision Making, and i'm Delicious. I will be fair with nominations and the picking of my cabinet. A vote for me is a vote for the health and prosperity of the class of URTV9. Don't make the wrong decision. Vote Laura Crosby for URTV9 class president.
Guys and girls, girls and guys, gather round and feast your eyes. In this election you just can't lose if Neurogoddess is who you choose.
Now that we have that out of our systems, I'm here today to ask you to vote for me, Michele Noonan, as your Class President. I'm running on behalf of the Stewie Griffin Party for all of those talking babies bent on world domination and matricide.
Should you choose me, I promise that there will be vodka (or your liquor of choice) for all because we all know that alcohol is the perfect social lubricant. Also, as your leader, I will protect the world from Alien Invasion. Those motherfuckers will fry! Finally, I plan to rule with an Aluminum Fist (Iron is too expensive and copyrighted). By that, I mean that if I decree that we party, damnit we're going to party. With music. and food. and alcohol.
When you go to cast your vote for President thing, remember. Michele4Prez, cause it's what Jesus (or whatever deity you observe) would freaking do. Now, in the words of my party's mascot, I'd love to stay and chat but your a total bitch, so bye.
Hello housemates. First off, congratulations to everyone for making it into the game. From what I've seen, it looks like we have an amazing cast! We are all here because we have earned it, so let's prove that we've earned it!
Now, onto business. This Head Of Household competition was a lot of fun. I chose the color purple because it represents royalty. Being Head of Household is like being the king of the house. My campaign slogan is, "It won't be a folly, when you vote for Ronnie." This is meant to show that I deserve to be chosen because I will be fair in all my decisions. The large picture of me is so that the voters know for whom they are voting. I kept my flyer simple because I believe that they should not be too overwhelming.
Now, as far as what I would do if elected as Class Pres. I would nominate only people that I do not believe are trying. People who I think deserve to be safe for the week will be safe for the week, no matter what. Also, my cabinet will be chosen fairly. I will ask everybody why they think that they should be chosen, then I will base my decision off of that.
I believe that I should be your Class President because I am honest, fair, and will always give my best effort. Thank you and best of luck to everyone.
===
That wraps up all the candidate speeches! Now the ball is in the hands of the voters.
It's time to make the first entry to your voting history. Please make a new thread (or don't, if you already made it while organizing your Diary Room) specifically for votes. Here, you will be voting on one of the eight candidates. The candidates CAN vote. They can vote for themselves or even for someone else if they desire.
Voting numbers will be revealed, but just like any election or eviction ceremony, votes will be anonymous.
Everyone must vote. You have 24 hours to do this. Lydia may be excused due to understandable circumstances.
Good luck!
