JUNE 9TH, 2010 — "So let’s see here. The first couple days in the house were fine, not much of anything going on to be honest. A lot of waiting happened, impatient waiting if I may add, for the first
Head of Household competition to take place. After wandering aimlessly and talking to other houseguests for the long duration of time, the competition was finally ready to take place. Now, let me just set the record straight. I had said previously that I would try to win, but when I saw what the challenge was? Totally changed my mind. I wasn’t going to sit around and run for “Class President”, especially for the first week. All the people that did are marked as
brave in my book, because I sure as hell wasn’t gonna’ be doing that. In addition to that, to me that marks you as a threat as well for later on. People will see just how popular you are and that could really come back to bite you in the ass. I believe 8 people ran for the first “Class President” position, and they were .. Bacon, Kevin, Dan, Michele, Pickle Head, Laura, Brian, and Ronnie. Let me just start off by saying that the whole debate developing into religious beliefs between Bacon and Kevin was pretty funny, but only in the sense that I was laughing at them, instead of with them. They really needed to get ahold of themselves because they looked like a bunch of idiots.
I pretty much had my mind set on who I was going to be giving my vote, and that was Michele. I had told homegirl beforehand that she was getting my vote too. I mean, Michele is a good friend of mine in this game right now and her in a high position like that would have been beneficial on my part. When the results were posted, Dan won in a landslide of a vote. He obviously had a lot of supporters and garnered himself the victory. Blah, blah, whatever. The part I was really anticipating was his pick for a clique, or a “cabinet” as it was dubbed for the game. I was kind of hoping that I would’ve been picked to be in it, as Dan and I have some decent conversations. We’ve been friendly and I had thought I made a good impression. When the clique’s were revealed .. I just sat there and put on my happy face, even though deep down I wanted to vomit all over the carpet. First in his chosen clique was Michele, which is understandable. She’s awesome. Next was Renny, another good friend, which was also understandable. Jeff, boring but whatever. And then lastly ..
Jerry? Jerry-
atric? Was this some kind of sick joke? Ugh. Since the start I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted that old ass geezer out of the house and now he’s in the freaking “cabinet”?
With the invisible fumes shooting out my ears, I annoyingly turned my attention to my own clique. First up we had Steven. I was honestly glad to have Steven in my clique, because he’s active and seems to really want to play .. and that’s someone I wanted in my clique. Next was Lydia, who’s had a death in the family so her absence has been understandable .. but I’m praying that when she returns she really is set to play. Then .. Russell. He’s been so inactive lately, and I feel like I never see him online when I’m on. However, the fact that I want to ride his love muscle until the sun goes down lets me overlook that fact and has me glad that he’s in my clique. And then lastly .. Memphis. Hardly been on. Reported computer issues. We’ll see if he’s really back like he says he is. Oh, and we’ve also been given the name of
Brains. I’m flattered to be considered “smart” in a game like this, and hopefully when the game actually starts kicking into gear, my strategic plans will start coming into play rather nicely. There was also a big house discussion going on before the clique’s had been announced, too. Mostly everyone was there, including newly elected “Class President”, Dan. In the chat, everyone was bitching and screaming about what had happened after Dan was announced as the winner of the very first HOH competition.
For those of you who are unaware, it was a discussion about Ollie’s abrupt bitchfest, which was pretty hilarious. I mean, the fact that he sat there and basically made a dumbass of himself was the best thing in recent days and it was obviously a hot piece of gossip .. as loud-mouthed Libra yapped about it nonstop in the chat. Boy that girl has a mouth on her. Dan made it apparent that if everyone had felt the same about Ollie, that he wouldn’t hesitate putting Ollie up on the chopping block this week. Alongside Ollie were discussions of April or Memphis taking the seat beside him. After the clique’s had been announced, I was worried because Memphis had been in my clique and I was afraid that he’d still be going up .. and the last thing I need is losing a player in my clique so early in the game. Luckily, when nominations were posted, it was Ollie and April up on the eviction block, and no one from my bedroom or clique was facing the threat of eviction. I was happy, but I was more thrilled that my key was pulled first from Dan’s nomination box. I guess in some weird way it made me feel really safe, but at the same time I was also glad that I was pulled first so I didn’t have to panic while scrolling all the way down the post until I saw my key graphic.
Also, the food competition was tonight! I was 9 minutes too late after I saw that Keesha had already thrown the dodgeball at me and I was too late to dodge it. That
trollop. I can’t believe her. I wish I could’ve gone over there and thrown her alcoholic ass in the hot tub rather than my microphone.
Jezebel. Anyways. After being eliminated, I did stick around to see who would pull out the victory. Of ‘course the Offbeats and Brains were paired together against the Populars and the Athletes. I’m sure all of you watching suspected them to win, but much to your dismay, I’m sure — they didn’t. That’s right. Free from the revolting slop skin, are the Brains and the Offbeats! Thank Jesus. I had taken a “taste test” last night and that shit was absolutely horrendous. Holy mother of God .. it honestly looked like someone decided to give a golden shower to the board.
I really do feel bad for the others having to endure the slop skin .. Actually, I could careless. I don’t care for the enemy, nor will I ever. Though, I would
sleep with the enemy if it were ever to be Nick Starcevic or Russell Kairouz. But anyways, I hope all of them, especially Keesha, are soaking it up and enjoying it. This week has been a decent one so far and I’m anxious for the
Power of Veto competition. Should be an interesting one just like the past two competitions have been, I’m sure.”
