WEEK 10 - WHAT.THE.FUCK.

[Dan]

WE FINALLY MERGED WOOT! BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, I FEEL SUPER VULNERABLE IN THE GAME AND I HATE IT! >
BRIAN WINNING WAS LIKE ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ME. I DIDN'T WANT Pickle Head OR BRIAN WINNING AT ALL. THEY HAD 6 OTHER PEOPLE TO BEAT AND ENDED UP IN THE FINAL TWO -_-
BRIAN IS SUCH A FUCKIN WILDCARD. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SOME PULL WITH HIM BECAUSE WE DO GET ALONG WELL BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DO. IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HE'LL HAVE RUSSELL THE FUCKSTAIN IN HIS EAR THE WHOLE WEEK.

THE DOUBLE VOTE REALLY FUCKED UP ANGIE AND JORDAN'S WHOLE PLAN TO KEEP KEVIN AND I'M REALLY SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T THINK OF IT HONESTLY. SO IT SEEMS LIKE RUSSELL, Pickle Head, AND BRIAN MAYBE ALIGNED NOW! OH NOES!
IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME NO MATTER WHO BRIAN NOMINATES, EVEN IF IT'S ME. BUT HOPEFULLY HE KNOWS THAT BY NOMINATING ME, IT WILL CAUSE A SHITSTORM AND HE MIGHT MAKE JURY BUT HE'LL BE THE FIRST ONE

[Dan]

OH AND GOOD JOB WITH THE SPAMMING YA'LL

[Taylor]

Thanks!

[Sarah]

im wayyy into it.

[Dan]

FUCK YOU BRIAN! YOU BORING TWATSICLE! I WAS SOO CLOSE TO TALKING HIM OUT OF IT TOO. I WAS BEING PRETTY DAMN CONVINCING. EVEN I WAS STARTING TO BELIEVE MY OWN BS. LOL DAMNIT... I WAS REALLY HOPING I'D MAKE IT TO JURY WITHOUT BEING NOMINATED, ESPECIALLY WITH HOW STRONG I'VE BEEN IN THE GAME. BUT NOPE! -_-

YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE COOL AFTER THIS BRIAN? DUMBASS. SURE, I'M TELLING HIM THAT HE STILL WOULDN'T BE MY TARGET NEXT WEEK IF I WON HOH. BUT FUCK THAT SHIT! EVEN IF I DON'T WIN HOH NEXT, I'M STILL GOING TO THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS. UGH....

WHAT SUCKS IS THAT I'M AGAINST JORDAN.
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS IS THAT I'M AGAINST JORDAN.
I'M PRETTY SURE I'D HAVE THE VOTES TO STAY, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. I JUST WANT TO MAKE FUCKING JURY!!! IS THAT SOO MUCH TO ASK OF THESE FUCKTARDS?! I'VE BUSTED MY ASS SO FAR IN THE GAME, I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE IT. NOW I JUST HAVE TO WIN VETO AND MAKE BRIAN NOMINATE SOMEONE ELSE, SO HE CAN MAKE EVEN MORE STUPID MOVES!

[Dan]

JUST SO YA'LL KNOW... IF I'M RUDE OR IMPATIENT THIS WEEK, ITS BECAUSE I JUST WANT THIS FUCKING WEEK TO END LIKE RIGHT NOW! LOL :/ SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

BUT UH.... CAN YOU PUT VETO PLAYERS AND THE COMP UP NOW!? >

[Erikunt]

No.

[Dan]

FUCKERS

[Dan]

OK WELL TODAY BRIAN AND RUSSELL BOTH TOLD ME THAT THEY WOULD USE THE VETO ON ME. LMFAO! APPARENTLY THEY THINK THE VOTE WILL BE TOO CLOSE IF I'M UP AGAINST JORDAN. I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN, CONSIDERING I'M ONE OF THE ONES WHO TOLD THEM THAT I'D PROBABLY GET VOTED OUT. IT HELPS THAT JORDAN CAN'T PLAY IN VETO EITHER.
BUT UGH.... I FEEL HORRIBLE BEING UP AGAINST ANDII. I'VE KNOWN HER FOR 6 FUCKIN YEARS AND 3 OF THEM HAVE BEEN IN ORGS, SO WE'RE CLOSER THAN MOST PEOPLE REALIZE. SHE'S AMAZING AND IF THERE IS A WAY OUT OF THIS FOR BOTH OF US, I'M GOING TO TRY AND FIND IT BUT SINCE BRIAN IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING UP JEFF IN MY PLACE, I THINK JORDAN IS FUCKED.

WHAT A SHITTY WEEK. WE WERE ONE ROUND AWAY FROM EVERYTHING WORKING OUT AND ALL OF US MAKING JURY. ALL US BEING ME, ANDII BRIDGET, AND BILLY. NOT GONNA HAPPEN NOW. BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS IF I GET SAVED, JEFF GOES UP AND THEN ONCE HE STAYS, THEY REALLY HAVE A BATTLE ON THEIR HANDS BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE PISSED OFF EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN ON MINE OR BILLY'S SIDE. LOL THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY INTERESTING AND I HOPE BRIAN AND RUSSELL CONTINUE TO FUCK THEMSELVES. Pickle Head IS BEING SMART FOR STAYING OUT OF IT BUT DONT THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT DOUCHE!

[Dan]

ANGIE WINS VETO AND IM HAPPY FOR HER!
I'D LOVE IT IF SHE TOOK ME OFF THE BLOCK BUT I REALLY DOUBT THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. OMG I'D BE SOO FUCKING PISSED IF ANGIE SAVED JORDAN INSTEAD. THAT WOULD BE SUCH A RETARDED MOVE ON HER PART THOUGH
THE BEST CASE SCENARIO IS THAT ANGIE SAVES ME AND BRIAN PUTS JERRY ON THE BLOCK. THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE JORDAN. THAT ISN'T LIKELY THOUGH, SO WE'RE PROBABLY BOTH STAYING ON THE BLOCK AND I'LL HAVE THE VOTES TO STAY. EVERYONE IS TELLING ME THAT I'll BE SAFE AND THEY DON'T WANT ME TO GO, BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP SHAKE THIS FEELING THAT EVERYONE IS LYING TO ME JUST SO I WON'T START ANY DRAMA. IDK. ALL OF IT JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS! >

YESTERDAY WAS PRETTY HILARIOUS THOUGH. BESIDES ME TOTALLY FAILING AT THE VETO, MICHELE WENT TO ME, BRIAN ANGIE TO FORM A ~BRIGADE~ ALLIANCE.

LMAO! FIRST OFF, I WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN A BRIGADE ALLIANCE, SO THIS ISN'T EVEN LEGIT FOR ME. I'M JUST GONNA ROLL WITH IT FOR AS LONG AS IT'S COVENIENT FOR ME. NOW IDK IF THIS DEAL WILL REALLY WORK BUT IT'S A PRETTY GOOD COVER. WE'LL SEE HOW WELL IT WORKS OUT. BUT WHAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER IS THAT MICHELE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BRIGADE ALLIANCE THE OTHER DAY BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE BRIAN!
AND WE HAVE THE LAMEASS NICKNAMES TO GO WITH IT

MEOW MEOW - ANGIE
THE BEAST - MICHELE
THE BRAIN - BRIAN
THE ANIMAL - DAN

LOLOL

LOL OOPS TO ME THOUGH. I TOLD JEFF ABOUT THIS ONE WHEN MICHELE SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME NOT TO. I DOUBT HE'LL EVEN REMEMBER THOUGH. IT WAS THROUGH TEXTS AND HE WAS PRETTY HAMMERED. BASICALLY, WITH THIS NEW ALLIANCE, I HAVE NOW MADE DEALS WITH EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WITH THE EXCEPTIONS OF RUSSELL AND Pickle Head. HAHA SO I EITHER NEED TO LAY LOW AND NOT WIN ANY MORE HOH'S, OR KEEPING TRYING MY BEST TO WIN AND SCREWING SOME PEOPLE OVER. I HAVE TO STAY FIRST, AND IN THIS GAME, BEING TOLD YOU'RE SAFE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. IN FACT, BEING MADE TO FEEL SAFE USUALLY JUST LEADS TO BEING EVICTED. I WILL LAUGH EITHER WAY. IF I'M VOTED OUT, I'LL LAUGH BECAUSE THESE FOOLS MADE THE SMART MOVE AND GOT OUT THE REAL THREAT. IF I'M SAFE, I'LL LAUGH AT HOW DUMB THESE PEOPLE ARE.

[Dan]

OH AND I'M SOO READY FOR THIS CAPS WEEK TO FUCKIN END!