Quote thread :)

[Angie]

Here is where I will post things that make me lolz

urtvgaykev9: i once caught my brother masturbating
urtvgaykev9: THAT was awkward
urtvgaykev9: but it was totally his fault b/c he was doing it in the hallway

[Angie]

c00kied0ughJay: I know. I woke up and drank so much shit.
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: LOL austin powers
angieazn: where he actually drinks shit

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c00kied0ughJay: yes. i strive to be the best tit sucker.

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taypizzzle (9:08:14 PM): doing hot pregnant ladies is how i roll

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c00kied0ughJay (11:57:22 PM): where is he?
taypizzzle (11:57:32 PM): where is who
c00kied0ughJay (11:58:02 PM): SITTING DUCK
taypizzzle (11:58:09 PM): idk who that is
taypizzzle (11:58:15 PM): a native american?
c00kied0ughJay (11:58:51 PM): LMFAO
c00kied0ughJay (11:58:54 PM): sea ,man
c00kied0ughJay (11:58:56 PM): =-O
c00kied0ughJay (11:58:58 PM): HIM
taypizzzle (11:59:01 PM): semen?
c00kied0ughJay (11:59:06 PM): your friend
c00kied0ughJay (11:59:09 PM): erik
c00kied0ughJay (11:59:10 PM): =-O
taypizzzle (11:59:13 PM): Eric*
c00kied0ughJay (11:59:18 PM): erik':-)
taypizzzle (11:59:19 PM): SeeWokErrr*

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c00kied0ughJay (12:07:38 AM): Touch me

c00kied0ughJay (12:07:41 AM): Here is your chance.

[Angie]

This whole convo is lawlz

c00kied0ughJay: hi.
angieazn: hi how are you?
c00kied0ughJay: little tipsy
c00kied0ughJay: I played softball
c00kied0ughJay: and fall
c00kied0ughJay: it was embarassing
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: oh fun i love softball
angieazn: me and billy said if you came home drunk we'd start drinking too
angieazn: well, he would if he has booze
angieazn: he isn't sure
c00kied0ughJay: he better.
c00kied0ughJay: i cant believe i fall
angieazn: do you remember this song?
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: lol
c00kied0ughJay: what song
angieazn: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5UuAborP0k
c00kied0ughJay: lmfao
c00kied0ughJay: yes
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: lmao i love this song <3 i'm jamming out by myself to it
angieazn: my brother just walked up like wtf are you listening to
c00kied0ughJay: LOL. kevin<3
angieazn: he's judging me
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: ILL JUDGE HIS ARMY MAN ASS
angieazn: LMAO
c00kied0ughJay: hi ibbbs
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: that made me laugh so hard
angieazn: she's not here
c00kied0ughJay: tell her i heart her.
c00kied0ughJay: but not that ive been drinking
c00kied0ughJay: yay kevin
angieazn: lol she won't care <3
c00kied0ughJay: yay. we can drink at her palace.
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: yay queen ibbs
c00kied0ughJay: she is.
c00kied0ughJay: *bows*
angieazn: you, me, billy should skype
c00kied0ughJay: when sam is in bed.
angieazn: okay
c00kied0ughJay: HAY
c00kied0ughJay: ThIS GOES FOR YOU TOO

c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: lets shot gun beers.
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: tell timmy to give you one
c00kied0ughJay: and its for a good cause.
angieazn: LOL i love drunk you
c00kied0ughJay: YAY. i have good ideas.
angieazn: you do!
c00kied0ughJay: yes. this budlight asked that bridget drinks her brother
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: WTF
c00kied0ughJay: its talking
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: im not high
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: LMAO
angieazn: omg
angieazn: you are cracking me up so much
c00kied0ughJay: i miss taylor.
c00kied0ughJay: omg, im not having a drunken moment.

c00kied0ughJay: :_X
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: he's online
c00kied0ughJay: IT RUINS LIVES

c00kied0ughJay: OMG
c00kied0ughJay: NJO WAY

c00kied0ughJay: SERIOUSLY
c00kied0ughJay: MY BROTHER
c00kied0ughJay: he has me blocked?
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: WTF
angieazn: i think he's on invisible
c00kied0ughJay: WHY IS HE ALWAYS HIDING
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: idk!
c00kied0ughJay: he hides from us
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: he's scared
c00kied0ughJay: of LIGHTING BUGS
c00kied0ughJay: weird.
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: really weird
c00kied0ughJay: i want to feed soco
c00kied0ughJay: hot cheese sauce
c00kied0ughJay: but sam is awake
c00kied0ughJay: lol
angieazn: do it anyway
c00kied0ughJay: she is ASLEEP
c00kied0ughJay: well not really
c00kied0ughJay: LOL
c00kied0ughJay: she is in the potty
c00kied0ughJay: if she fall in
c00kied0ughJay: id laugh
c00kied0ughJay: :-0X
angieazn: i'd laugh too
c00kied0ughJay: sam just gave me wine
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: and said im judging you
c00kied0ughJay: here you go
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: LOL
angieazn: LOL thanks <3
c00kied0ughJay: what is taylors friends name
c00kied0ughJay: sitting duck?
c00kied0ughJay: i cant remember.
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: sea man?
angieazn: seawokker or something like that
angieazn: semen lol
c00kied0ughJay: OH YA
c00kied0ughJay: LOL
c00kied0ughJay: seamen
c00kied0ughJay: LOL

angieazn: i'm dying lmao
c00kied0ughJay: lol. i think im going to vomit if i drink wine and beer.
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: don't drink too much of it
c00kied0ughJay: I wont.
c00kied0ughJay: It could kill a dying puppy
angieazn: and we wouldn't want that
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: We could give the dog cpr
angieazn: i'm good at that!
c00kied0ughJay: Did you practice on a dumbie?
angieazn: i practiced on a real life puppy!
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: OMG YOU HAVE TALENT
c00kied0ughJay: and america has talent too
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: yes it does!
c00kied0ughJay: I have a lot of butter packlages/.
angieazn: lmao why?
c00kied0ughJay: Sam was like here
c00kied0ughJay: And Im like what am I doing with these?
c00kied0ughJay:
c00kied0ughJay: No answer.
angieazn: she's silly!
c00kied0ughJay: IM NOT DRINKING THEM
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: good!
c00kied0ughJay: What if I did?
c00kied0ughJay: What would happen?
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: you would have a lot of butter in you
c00kied0ughJay: Does not sound good.
c00kied0ughJay:
angieazn: no it doesn't

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JJillHott: Theres a reason im not with th brains

REALLY? NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED -_-

[Erikunt]

Jun 8, 2010 20:29:27 GMT -5 Angie said:

JJillHott: Theres a reason im not with th brains

REALLY? NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED -_-

bestquoteoftheday.

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broden113: hey
angieazn: hey
broden113: we lost
broden113:
angieazn: i know

Really? Thanks Captain fucking obvious -_-

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Animal (8:44:42 PM): HEY
Animal (8:44:45 PM): im creaming at you
Animal (8:44:46 PM): oops
Animal (8:44:49 PM): screaming*
Animal (8:44:50 PM): LOL
Animal (8:44:51 PM): omg
Animal (8:44:52 PM): ew

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taypizzzle (11:02:47 PM): What does a lobster and a steamrolled japanese buisnessman have in common?
bridgemarieruss (11:02:57 PM): hmmmm idk
taypizzzle (11:03:07 PM): They're both crustaceans!

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c00kied0ughJay (12:38:50 AM): I LOVE BEING UR VAG<3
c00kied0ughJay (12:38:55 AM): LOL
bridgemarieruss (12:39:01 AM): i love you being my vag <3

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c00kied0ughJay (2:14:59 AM): im jealous of your bladder

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Has absolutely nothing to do with the game, but this quote made me lmao so hard.

sublimeoqwee1 (6:27:04 PM): also just ugh </3
sublimeoqwee1 (6:27:06 PM): mj > jesus
sublimeoqwee1 (6:27:18 PM): jesus was just a cocky bitch
sublimeoqwee1 (6:27:23 PM): and now everything thinks he was so amazing

[Amanda]

natalie from 5661 <33333333

[Shadow]

aggro bitch she was

[Angie]

LOVE KYLE <333

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taypizzzle (5:11:36 PM): Having abortions is fun
bridgemarieruss (5:11:58 PM): lolz they scare me
taypizzzle (5:12:34 PM): I want to have one
taypizzzle (5:12:35 PM):
bridgemarieruss (5:12:47 PM): okay can i be the father?
taypizzzle (5:12:52 PM): yes
taypizzzle (5:12:53 PM): well
taypizzzle (5:12:57 PM): you wont be a father for long
taypizzzle (5:12:58 PM):

[Taylor]

That's in poor taste.